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[
{
"content": "I know, yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Which one, they all suck!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking puzzled) I don't think so.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the receptionist) Hi there!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And... taped back together.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(imitating the receptionist's tone) through the glass doors.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright-y then.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(watching around and whispering) Ok, are they listening?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I need to talk to you about Charlie.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(annoyed) Oh, do you, do you really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I'm... I'm kin... |
[
{
"content": "I have a weird feeling about this place. (pause) How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.",
"role": "as... |
[
{
"content": "Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I guess!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Come on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why are you here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Heaven) No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What!?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! (leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disgusted) I think it just fell off. (Leaves)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(In a strange heavy accent) Hello \"ja\", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her head in the hole and Phoebe enters)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oka... |
[
{
"content": "(gesturing at an imaginary painting) Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Now, do you have any idea what you just said?",
"role": "assistant"... |
[
{
"content": "(To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stares at her intently, then yells) It was a \"Wendy's!! \"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Singing) \"Ipan Stripan, Glupi Glabi! \" And that is the Swedish National Anthem! Thank you for asking! (looks annoyed)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "Haha! Got ya! Die, die, die!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, how was the Met?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah? Joey really knows his art, huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you mean?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(perplexed for a moment) Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shaking head) Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was going to be my next argument.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Charlie) You're ready?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(aside, to Ross) Hey Ross! That art stuff worked, you hooked me up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Glad I could help man.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.",
... |
[
{
"content": "(picking up a plastic cup similar to the one he deposited his specimen in) It is not okay that I'm aroused by this now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey sweetie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Doctor Connelly just called.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) \"Doctor Connelly just called\". If it was good news y... |
[
{
"content": "Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(still weeping) I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(imitating the receptionist's tone) Good morning receptionist.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel Green? (angrily) Son of a bitch, she came back?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(through the door, with a Scottish accent) Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah... It's... \"climax your way to better skin\".",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hiding herself behind the magazine and whispering) Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey Rach!",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, uh-uh... Let's-Let's shop!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Charlie) Ok, you're gonna come back with some very classy clothes... (aside to Rachel)... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok... |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the picture of the female reproductive system) Wow! Fortunately she has a very pretty face!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, DAMN IT!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(long pause) Ok.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not gonna find any clothes in there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, you guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract (he and Charlie laugh, then Joey starts laughing too without any reason) Well, why are you laughing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!... |
[
{
"content": "Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tsz... NO! (he goes to sit down, dropping a multicoloured silk streamer off his sleeve).",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye, see ya. (she goes)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sitting down on the couch) Ok.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "(looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - i... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, that's not what you want...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'll take some of that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs, that's for men!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy. (to the shop assistant) Yeah."... |
[
{
"content": "Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. (to the shop assistant). Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "On Melanie Griffith in \"Working girl\". I think what you want is over here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I can't. Because I-I've seen them.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! I'm a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(picks up a dress) Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok... |
[
{
"content": "You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, you know, just t... |
[
{
"content": "Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi honey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Mon) So, Zack's pretty nice, uh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I guess.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(turns around and she's quite sho... |
[
{
"content": "Tell me about yourself, Zack!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, gr... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sticks her head out) I didn't say anything yet!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sticks her head out too) Well, get back in there and talk!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm meeting with professor Sherma... |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys! Dinner's ready!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You don't like him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place. Hey! speaking of crazy... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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