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[
{
"content": "I've been pretty good!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks, you look good too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So how's the piano playing going?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've missed you too.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "uhu uhu, check this out. (Chandler sits down and looks at laptop screen)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh... |
[
{
"content": "I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Original or crappy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Original.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, sorry haven't seen him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I missed you so much! (she... |
[
{
"content": "Who is this?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You didn't hear the speech!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You're... weird!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh (realizes her pants are undone and zips them up)!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damn it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I blame you too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There you go! Someone came!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, glad you could come.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a mournful voice) Please, come in.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "At least he died doing what he loved... watching blimps (he goes in the bedroom)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who is he?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Some guy, Tom Gordon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't remember him, but then again... |
[
{
"content": "(a bit surprised) Yes, he is. Me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(coming in) I'm dead and no one cares?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I look like a man??",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": "I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kori? Kori Weston?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! You look amazing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are married though.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! (lets her in)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I didn't know Ross and you were so close.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!",
"role": "assistant... |
[
{
"content": "Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Alright!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But ehm...what is it not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(abashed) A place to enter... |
[
{
"content": "No thanks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You don't wanna win the lottery?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pie eating contest?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something... |
[
{
"content": "(yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm parked in a garage on Morton!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(panting)They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "I did?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She dropped off a casserole?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah! The casserole lady.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?",
"role": "user"
},... |
[
{
"content": "(hysterical)Don't touch the phone! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!! (picks up the phone)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica)Think he washed his hands?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "(excited)Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.",
... |
[
{
"content": "I hope I win!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "One, two, three!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I won, hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp! (rubs lamp, stops because it's very hot) Ah!! That thing gets hot!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh ... Mommy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel \"Mommy\" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm hoping that if sh... |
[
{
"content": "Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, sense the tone!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Don't come any closer!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, what's more important, your friends or money?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Money! (they all look at her) Friends...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoeb... |
[
{
"content": "What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, we lost half of them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I... |
[
{
"content": "Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is..shhh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God, I am so sorry honey...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, she was just much better at job than me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "I got that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we have one too!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We are on a roll, people!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(calling Rachel) Come on!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on the phone) M... |
[
{
"content": "Check your numbers! Make me rich!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And what did she say?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She said \"gleba\"!! (she celebrates)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Make me rich!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Isn't that amazing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why-why aren't you more excited?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "(searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(checking the last ticket) Damnit! anybody got anything?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm still looking through ... |
[
{
"content": "(answering phone) Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, the \"I'm sorry I rejected you\" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow (hangs up).",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You bet! No TV or anything! (she gets up from the sofa and goes to the kitchen area)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "We won.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We won!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Let me see!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't tear it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, you'd... |
[
{
"content": "I guess if everybody else is...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sitting in a chair) Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I beg to differ (shows him her cup of coffee and her plate of cookies).",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hides her mouth behind the cup and speaks in the \"pigeon voice\" from before) Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It was not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! (pause) Seriously, stop staring at her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont (shows them a brochure)!"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, please!Honey, jus... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, wish me luck!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could d... |
[
{
"content": "(watching a television where the scene is shown, startled) OH!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment) You haven't said anything...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What musician?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(playing guitar and singing) And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Ol!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing here!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "(with a fancy dress, still playing and singing)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "New York.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in a strange voice and eating candies) The big apple!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(high pitched voice) Check again please!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "(mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just give us the cheapest room you have.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's insane!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does that room hav... |
[
{
"content": "(aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm...... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the ... |
[
{
"content": "(pause) Kiss me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Kiss me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I'm saying...",
"role": "assistan... |
[
{
"content": "(waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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