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[
{
"content": "(on the phone) Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206. It seems you forgot a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? (pause) Thank you! Ok. Toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss, band aids, shaving cream, after shave... and I fee... |
[
{
"content": "What did you get?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "USA Today",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nice, put it with the others.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And I also got... two more apples.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are four... |
[
{
"content": "No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Thank you, thank you very much!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let's celebrate with some maple candy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "At least tell me where you hid it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can I ask you a question?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married t... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn'... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ok, we're still on that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I didn't say your ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There's something new in the bowl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, we have enough, just walk away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, but I want... |
[
{
"content": "(to the receptionist) Thank you for a delightful stay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my maple candy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you..",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, you have to stop playi... |
[
{
"content": "(smiling, raising her hand) Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it al... |
[
{
"content": "(excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got you something from Vermont! (Sits down at the table)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!",
"role": "ass... |
[
{
"content": "(sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(browsing through a diary) Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, my agent hooked me up... |
[
{
"content": "(giggling and whispering) Maybe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(whispering) You can't!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with \"because\") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.",
... |
[
{
"content": "You wanna fool around with Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who? Who do you know that ar... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but, Ross you chose a ... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Is he gonna introduce us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to chandler) Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lo... |
[
{
"content": "I don't think so.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is \"if you can't come on time, then don't come at all\". (pause) An option that many of my students use. (pause) Shall we?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, damn it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering the room) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What's happenin'?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(yelling) Stupid Jane Rogers!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(angry) You are having a party tonight??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And you weren't going to... |
[
{
"content": "(very bored, he tries to avoid the conversation speaking to Charlie) So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So basically all nuts?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've lost the will to live.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Ah, ah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Ranion's theory of species variegation?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) So, did you two have fun?",
"role": "assistant... |
[
{
"content": "... Ok, who is this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Ok professor or detective?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaur... |
[
{
"content": "(sounds tired) Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We know about your party Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What party?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The game's over! Take off your robe!",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "(to Charlie after covering himself up again) Nice to meet ya! (Charlie waves hesitantly and Joey leaves)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To some people) Hey! Hey alright! Hey, glad you could make it (Shakes a man's hand) Thanks for coming.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Yells after him) I love you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.",... |
[
{
"content": "Where the hell is everybody?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party ... |
[
{
"content": "Nice to meet you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(yelling after him) We will!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch \"Access Hollywood\".",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh... huh... what a loser! Some more wine? (takes the half-full glasses and goes to the counter)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, What's the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the c... |
[
{
"content": "(To himself) oh yes, God yes!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I... I don't know... you seem lovely.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. (To Dirk) Dirk, this is my good friend Ross. (Ross and Dirk shake hands)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice to meet you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's a science.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'd lead with that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) What have you got there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "(discarding all the remaining tissues one by one) Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(picking up the tissues) Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing major, it's just that, you know, th... |
[
{
"content": "Me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(surprised) What? (with a nervous smile) Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it! (they high-five)",
... |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Go... |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm smarter than him!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you're so wonderful.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death (runs away).",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I missed most of the party (pause)... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm gonna get some more coffee.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok. (they both go)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) So, a professor, uh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious (which, being Joey, he mispronounces \"amonious\"). (pause) That's not how she u... |
[
{
"content": "Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know the type.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey you guys! Look what I just got. (she shows them a pair of slippers)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?",
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff ... |
[
{
"content": "(sipping red wine from a glass) Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heeey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on in, how are ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can I offer you a drink?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking puzzled and nodding) Ok!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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