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[
{
"content": "No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh Im sorry the models are actually down the hall.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, go on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well lets-lets just have a look-see here. (Looking at his resume)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Hey sweetie.",
"role": "user"... |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, you have an assistant right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(angrily) Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowe... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Terry!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its been a while, huh? Wow, its funny these halls look smaller then they used to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow Terry, I-I dont really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, (Pause) with a robot.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kinda.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-ohh, thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But I hired you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Good, youre home!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh its always nicer to here than, \"Aw crap! You again!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey baby. (Kisses him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You told her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nancy Thompsons getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Was she happ... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) Its the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next weeks script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like theyre ... |
[
{
"content": "You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross came in forth and cried!",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there.",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? (Giggles.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You must be Hilda.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Terry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "(noticing him) Hi! (Puts the pictures away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well yeah, sure, whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh really?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, did you not want people to know that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whys that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Kay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Pause) Yeah, shes gay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Willies still alive!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wh... |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How about those three pointers?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Amazing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And those guys were this (Doing the standard \"This Close\" gesture) c... |
[
{
"content": "Hey look-look, Phoebes talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well drop and give me ten more!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This aint a locker room, okay? But, yknow I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah. All right, back to work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Does The Face.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I am.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I do? (He smiles, beautifully.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! (They turn to the... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Joey! What are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "I know. Lets try a lookof far offwonderment. Okay, well-well gaze into our future and well think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say \"Geller and Bing to be married,\" not ... |
[
{
"content": "I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, \"I love you and thats why I have to kill you.\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O... |
[
{
"content": "Im having a really good time!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?"... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Ginger.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! I want my key back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont have it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its right there! (Points to her hand.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, ok... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Whitney.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep. (Phoebe slams the door shut.) Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk t... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Watching ballroom dancing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Thats where we realized we were both super cool people!",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "You see? Nothing is good enough for her!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh thats nice.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wo-women? You mean like old women?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Pause) Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats great! Wow man, so Joey mustve really taught you some stuff huh?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See? Thats a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) Youre changing it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant help it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna kno... |
[
{
"content": "I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, for you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "There I am!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve s... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I did not see that coming.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, yknow?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sp-spoil?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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