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[
{
"content": "Well, I-Im startin too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Hell yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id love to!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, hows Whitney?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "Both of you together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wh-whats up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh just say it Kyle!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh right, because youre so capable of change.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Whitney) Yknow, he hums when he pees!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im over it already.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Yknow, he hums while he does other stuff to.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, w... |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, lets see it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahhh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (She opens it up and shows it to them.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope its you!",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah thats right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww, and good luck to you too! (To Monica and Rachel) What a nice lady!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Die Hard still great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whatd you rent?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Die Hard 2.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, John McLane had plans!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, see the thing is I want to get out ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rachel?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-hmm.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "What happened?!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I dont know!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We fell asleep! That is all.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then sheshe wished me good luck.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats sweet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, its more like a (sarcastically) good ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe is gonna be Monicas maid of honor!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)",
"role": "a... |
[
{
"content": "Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can you figure out what Im doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre Lewis Posin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "assistan... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, 10 is the highest.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why i... |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure th... |
[
{
"content": "And shes back in the game.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its pretty clear.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for RachelDamnit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?! I w... |
[
{
"content": "As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that Im going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I wo... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! I just want to apologize. Im really sorry I was a baby.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once. (Rachel looks at her.) Oh... |
[
{
"content": "Great nap.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It really was.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Joey kinda disabled it when I moved in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) Would you like some pancakes?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on! Why are we here?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay take a guess.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The hot chicks?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, yknow-yknow for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! Its here! Yeah, its right-its right down here! In the biggest library in t... |
[
{
"content": "You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She sent the chicken back again?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Uh",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OHMYGAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she saw the ring.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did she freak out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, she wa... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Whats up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey, whos your friend? (Erin turns around to face Joey, startling him) Hey!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erin! Still here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why wouldnt ya? Erin is great! Then-then theres you guys.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Ill uh, Ill call ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh and Ill call ya too!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And call me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye-bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, system kinda broke down huh?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We want you to marry her!",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "People are doing it in front of my book!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology s... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Erin.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(skeptical) What party?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whos birthday party?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(still skeptical) Oh, and how is Allison?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still skeptical) Yeah, look how that worked out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How did it go with Erin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yay!! Oh so, youre not, youre... |
[
{
"content": "He might still show up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that all?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its actually going to be just family.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about Game 1 of the Series?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You shut up! (To Phoebe and Rachel) I love arguing with her. (To Erin) Ill be right back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So hows it goin with Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Then change it back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No spark? Didnt you sleep together?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ugh, tramp!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does Joey have any idea?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you mean like that youre kind of a loner.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well, I guess Italian isnt one of the four languages you speak.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(returning) Hey! You wanna go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. See you guys later.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, see ya.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(whispers to Phoebe and Rachel) Hey, thank you so much. (They both exit.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow. Well, I guess it was Cupid who brought her here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, just... |
[
{
"content": "Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh, youre-youre fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps, (Grabs a book from the shelf behind him) perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks musings on the Smiledon Californicus?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah AhGet out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I find Marions views far to progressionist.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im a professor here uh, RossGeller.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am veryvery sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So how was, how was your date?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. ... |
[
{
"content": "Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where are you gettin this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, she told me. She said shes... |
[
{
"content": "What are we gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I say we go with Careless Whisper.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Did she see us yet? Did she see us?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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