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[
{
"content": "Arent you just a tinsy bit curious?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well justwell just let her stay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Kinda like your Barca lounger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is that what youre thinking about r... |
[
{
"content": "Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because Chandler still has feelings for you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Say again?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Feelings, such strong feelings.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(to the guard) Dont sweat it, Ive got this section covered. Yeah, in fact Ive got this little baby (Turns on a mini-flashlight) to shine in peoples eye(The guard walks away)Okay, see you later.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just wanted to show Monica your book. (Ross just glares at him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. No-no-no.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? That's like insanely easy!",
"role": "assi... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay, time's up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, I got 48.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Does South Oregon have a sports-team? (Joey strikes one from his list) There you go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "'Cause you invited your assistant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanks... |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, why is your bag moving?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it's not!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Seriously, it's moving!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know. Maybe it's because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's my pie!",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "(answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, who's this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, there's a ... |
[
{
"content": "Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohio!! Thank you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh! Where is the dog?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What dog? There-there's no dog here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah that dog left!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!",
"role": "user... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, it's um",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting him) Don't do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't do what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Joey) I have to! Okay? It's time! (Joey shrugs as if to say, \"Do what you have to do\") O... |
[
{
"content": "Are you crazy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you out of your mind?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Told ya. (Waves bye-bye.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They are needy, they are jumpy, ... |
[
{
"content": "(to Tag) Okay, you are new!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You don't like ice cream?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "1250.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Damn, I forgot you were here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you holding up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So were you guys together a long time?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now that she broke up with you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Hmmmm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "NoYeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure itit has to work out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because, uhit has to.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! (They hug)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(through the window) All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(realizes what he said) Street noise drowned any of that out? (Rachel moves madly towards him) No, all right, I see you later, okay... (Turns away embarrassed)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, yeah, well, see, he Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, andyou're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No? (He shakes his head) All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about ... |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That's not ... |
[
{
"content": "Where's Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wash your hands!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How did youknow? (Heads back into the bathroom)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What's she doing back here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupt... |
[
{
"content": "Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I, I should go in there.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why no... |
[
{
"content": "I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(opens her bedroom door and peeks out) Hey, is Chandler here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, no he went for a walk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You think?",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, honey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Please, please, please, don't be mad at me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Why, why would...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupts her, to Monica) Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we ... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's up to you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hi! How are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we'... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Delaware! (Starting to cry.) Delaware!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hands Chandler his pad and walks in) I want my turkey now!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while... |
[
{
"content": "You sure?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there. (Does so.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, its all yours. (Ross pushes him off.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Yes! Yes!! (Everyone stands and claps.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "His first big kids... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What are you guys doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Making holiday candy for the neighbors.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, who?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im gonna hang ... |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, you hard worker! Ill remember to put that in your evaluation.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, either that or uh(Motions towards Joeys door.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, and t... |
[
{
"content": "Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) Oh my God Ross!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You like it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I love it!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh!! Ohh!! And I love you!",
"role": "user"... |
[
{
"content": "(turning a light on) Who is that?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry, Im brave! I am brave! II am brave! (They get to the door and Monica goes to open it.) No-no-no-no!! (He stops her.) (Through the door.) Can you tell me who is there please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Do you know what time it is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) 4",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! (Monica looks at him) (To Monica) He does not know that I am not some of us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um-hmm.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hugging him) So did you read your evaluation yet?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im thinkin no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, \"Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision,\" and under Problems with Performance I wrote, \"Dear God, I hope not,\" and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, uh-huh so much!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs you uhyou do know how ... |
[
{
"content": "See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs. (To Chandler) Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(with his mouth full) What happened? Im just eating cand... |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No kidding, out of towners huh? What did you tell em?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Some people have been saying its yknow little drops of heaven, but whatever.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(watching the discussion) Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! Bu... |
[
{
"content": "(closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what would work?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stop making candy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and youll be fine. Okay? Here we go. ReadySet",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(hopping off the bike) Wait! This seat is really uncomfortable! Yeah, maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps, like an airplane sea... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, theyre just gonna have to wait arent they? Ive only got two hands!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Need some help?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! You d... |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Oh, hello liar.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Look, I-Im really sorry I let go of the bike.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I couldve been killed I hope you know!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. But, can ... |
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