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[
{
"content": "Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lets roll!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, you couldve lost your job.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I It justit took me so long to get that desk organized.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(asking a man leaning against the wall) What is going on?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah lady! Give us candy!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats up buddy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Waiting for candy.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her n... |
[
{
"content": "No not (imitating) Candy Lady.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ru... |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Betrothed (Corrects him)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "betrothed couple... |
[
{
"content": "Haaaa... (Puts the skull on the table) ... ahhhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Skull?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, it's my mom's.",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "(Offering Ross the skull) Licorice?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Thinking it over) Sure! (Takes one) Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you gonna dress up as Santa?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull an... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. (He exits)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) Did you know he was in there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How long have we been home?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About a half a... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bing's weird.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Drums?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(yelling) No! Drums!",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "(to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 8",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is this because of the burrito thing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pulling Chandler away from the Maitre d') You need to give him money.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Give him money? It was a joke!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, to get a ta... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Walks back to Monica)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How did it go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Had the money in the wrong hand. (Shows her his left hand with the money in it)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, but also (Pauses to let Ben answer, but he doesnt.) Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupts him again) Okay, it's not a contest.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, hey-hey, come on, (He grabs Ben and sits him on his lap) Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How do you know so much about this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Richard... |
[
{
"content": "(finds his money) Ahh-hahaha! (Turns around to give the Maitre d' his money, but he isn't there anymore)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "That's fun. (She exits disappointedly.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you Gunther, put it there. (He gets up, and shakes Gunther's hand. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. He sits down next to Monica.) Definitely not easier with coins. (Joey gets up and picks up the coins. Chandler thinks, Joey is just helping him to pick them up.) Thank you.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "Joey, yknow that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it o... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, these are my pants.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, Iuh, you gotta have something.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) Santa was unavailable so clo... |
[
{
"content": "That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) You are? Me, too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on Ben.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing here, Santa?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weirdturtle-man?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay Ben,... |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler) What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "(to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Santa? Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, is that okay?",
"role": "assistant"... |
[
{
"content": "Because, if Santa and the HolidayArmadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering wearing a Superman costume) Merry Christmas!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wow! Look at this place!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(yelling from another room) Oh my God!",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that shouldve just lasted just one day, burned for",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. (Glaring at Joey whos nodding.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanu... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunnys funeral?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(yelling from the bedroom) Is it back in the cage?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its back in cage!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Cage closed?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, would ... |
[
{
"content": "Ohh. Mmm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet too... |
[
{
"content": "All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah-ah-ah Mr. Smartie Pants, its just not my character thats not ... |
[
{
"content": "Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, Ill tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel.... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So just bring it back downstairs, whats the problem?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant seem to say goodbye.... |
[
{
"content": "Awww! Mel Torme died.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, that papers like a year old!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goodys sale is over?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Well, thank you for lunch.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?... |
[
{
"content": "(gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "David who?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, of course I would want to see you. II think about you all the time.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(excited) Yes! Oh no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. (They go over and talk.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.",
"role": "assistant... |
[
{
"content": "(taking a bite) Oh my God! That is so good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, Ill regret it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Stop saying, \"Blood\" to strangers.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How ... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, youre fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! I will have the green salad, umm the house salad, and waters fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, this slow roasted salmon, just how slow are we talkin here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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