bpben/friends_script · Data Studio · Datasets at Hugging Face

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[ { "content": "Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)", "role": "user" } ...
[ { "content": "Oh well, that changes everything! (Grabs his menu and starts looking at it again. The waiter leaves.) Yknow what Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.", "role": "ass...
[ { "content": "Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God Joey, this is taking forever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the rush? What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "W-wI justits thatI haveyknow I have-I have an appointment. An...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, I wouldnt miss this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with a mouthful) Mm-mmm. (Nods no.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out o...
[ { "content": "Oh yes! Oh yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well thats not fair, youve already had some!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? ...
[ { "content": "Oh, hey Aunt Millie.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frannie was the one who f...
[ { "content": "Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWh...
[ { "content": "So its really a question of who could you have possibly done.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you sure? Ill bet theres another flight to Minsk in like", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats really beautiful. What does it mean?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I do too. (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and Iremember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh P...
[ { "content": "Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stick to your side!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, come on now!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wait I forgot my wrap.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh, okay. Wait here. (Goes to get it, but before he gets there Aunt Millie sits down on it forcing him to pull it out from behind her which gets her attention.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, technically it seven billion years ago (Well, technically youd be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)", "role": "assist...
[ { "content": "Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking up with her) Thats a plane!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, thats pretty amazing too.", "rol...
[ { "content": "No. No, you cant.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh I dont-I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking through his binoculars...
[ { "content": "Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with a quivering voice) No, Im not!", "role...
[ { "content": "(whispering) Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes sleeping.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deep Impact ...
[ { "content": "(crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that its the smoke detector thats beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in ...
[ { "content": "Dont interrupt me!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel!! Monica!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe this!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right well, yknowI guess we know what we have to do to get down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Ple...
[ { "content": "Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "You wanna go in the bedroom? Its a little more comfortable.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, \"Must go out today,\" and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didnt want to seem to bossy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh...
[ { "content": "Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is sati...
[ { "content": "Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(startled) What? What? What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sw...
[ { "content": "Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, \"Must go out today.\" So you just keep looki...
[ { "content": "Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why dont you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you still awake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! \"Do you want soup or salad?\" Both! Always order both!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking in the window behind them) Yknow, yknow Im lookin and I dont think anyones home here. I say we just break the window, crawl thro...
[ { "content": "Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! What are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know what just happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. We were in the middle of sexand you fell ...
[ { "content": "Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I see you in my office for a minute?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You put these on my desk!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! How did you get back here?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(scared) Fire alarm? (She opens the door to reveal a fireman holding the blanket with the smoke detector.) Oh! Hi, officerfireman, can-can I help you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats not mine.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How do you know?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks i...
[ { "content": "Okay, do-do you have a good grip?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Im going to start climb down you now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Just hurry up!", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "(grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what do you want me to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just shimmy down me and drop!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!", "role": "...
[ { "content": "Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when IOoh, a quarter!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That really was some of your best work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have to be up in seven minutes.", "role...
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Why wou...
[ { "content": "Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, \"This is my brother-in-law Ross.\" Not, \"My friend Ross,\" \"brother-in-law Ross.\" Thats weird isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Couldnt I just say, \"This is Ross?\...
[ { "content": "(entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it lo...
[ { "content": "(on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(knocking on the window while outside) Sorry! (Runs off.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, Joey I am so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy ...
[ { "content": "(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh okay, well Im sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up the phone.) Yeah youre right, this is easy.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh well, all rightum, no offense, but you were kind of rude.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-...
[ { "content": "Dad?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering with Monica) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)", "role": "user" } ...

[ { "content": "Oh well, that changes everything! (Grabs his menu and starts looking at it again. The waiter leaves.) Yknow what Pheebs?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were right before. I mean, friends are so important.", "role": "ass...

[ { "content": "Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "God Joey, this is taking forever!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats the rush? What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "W-wI justits thatI haveyknow I have-I have an appointment. An...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, I wouldnt miss this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you eating the cheesecake without me?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with a mouthful) Mm-mmm. (Nods no.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now. (She tries to whistle and blows little chunks of cheesecake out o...

[ { "content": "Oh yes! Oh yes!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well thats not fair, youve already had some!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? ...

[ { "content": "Oh, hey Aunt Millie.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes, yes it is. Its uh (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Heres Frannie. Hmm, wont she be happy to see me? (Starts to get up and great Frannie.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Frannie was the one who f...

[ { "content": "Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWh...

[ { "content": "So its really a question of who could you have possibly done.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you sure? Ill bet theres another flight to Minsk in like", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats really beautiful. What does it mean?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I do too. (They kiss.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and Iremember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh P...

[ { "content": "Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stick to your side!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, come on now!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wait I forgot my wrap.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? Oh, okay. Wait here. (Goes to get it, but before he gets there Aunt Millie sits down on it forcing him to pull it out from behind her which gets her attention.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why?! Why on the lips?! (He wipes his mouth on Monicas wrap and walks off, leaving Aunt Millie stunned.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking up) Ross, whens this comet thing start?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, technically it seven billion years ago (Well, technically youd be able to see it for days, well nights; that is if you could see it with all of the bright lights of New York.)", "role": "assist...

[ { "content": "Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking up with her) Thats a plane!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, thats pretty amazing too.", "rol...

[ { "content": "No. No, you cant.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh I dont-I dont know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Man, look at all those stars! (Yeah, you can see what? Five of them from the city?) Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking through his binoculars...

[ { "content": "Okay, weve been out here for two hours and we havent seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandlers getting chilly. (She walks over to where Chandler is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(with a quivering voice) No, Im not!", "role...

[ { "content": "(whispering) Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shes sleeping.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deep Impact ...

[ { "content": "(crossing her fingers and closing her eyes) Please dont be a space ship. Please dont be a space ship. (She turns on the light and looks around and finds that its the smoke detector thats beeping.) Oh thank God! (She moves a chair over and starts to investigate how to make the beeping turn off, in ...

[ { "content": "Dont interrupt me!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Rachel!! Monica!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe this!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right well, yknowI guess we know what we have to do to get down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Ple...

[ { "content": "Shhhhhhhhh!!! (Monica enters) Im sorry, I thought maybe Id make some warm milk and it would help me sleep.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "With a wok? (Chandlers holding a wok.) I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "You wanna go in the bedroom? Its a little more comfortable.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No seriously, yknow the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, \"Must go out today,\" and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didnt want to seem to bossy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay get your coat! (They get their coats and start to leave. Rachel suddenly stops and sticks the hand up the back of her shirt.) Oh! When did you unhook this? (Her bra.) Nice work!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ugh. Well, were just gonna have to jump. (Joey looks at him.) Yeah. Now, were gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh...

[ { "content": "Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is sati...

[ { "content": "Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(startled) What? What? What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sw...

[ { "content": "Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, \"Must go out today.\" So you just keep looki...

[ { "content": "Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why dont you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you still awake?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah! You?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! \"Do you want soup or salad?\" Both! Always order both!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(looking in the window behind them) Yknow, yknow Im lookin and I dont think anyones home here. I say we just break the window, crawl thro...

[ { "content": "Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?! What are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you know what just happened?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. We were in the middle of sexand you fell ...

[ { "content": "Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I see you in my office for a minute?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You put these on my desk!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause as she realizes her lame attempt to shift the blame has failed) I am so hot for you right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! How did you get back here?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(scared) Fire alarm? (She opens the door to reveal a fireman holding the blanket with the smoke detector.) Oh! Hi, officerfireman, can-can I help you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats not mine.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How do you know?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks i...

[ { "content": "Okay, do-do you have a good grip?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, Im going to start climb down you now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! Just hurry up!", "role": "user" }, { "conte...

[ { "content": "(grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So what do you want me to do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, just shimmy down me and drop!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!", "role": "...

[ { "content": "Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when IOoh, a quarter!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That really was some of your best work.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have to be up in seven minutes.", "role...

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, yknow I was thinking of moving the couch over here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(laughs) Why wou...

[ { "content": "Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, \"This is my brother-in-law Ross.\" Not, \"My friend Ross,\" \"brother-in-law Ross.\" Thats weird isnt it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Couldnt I just say, \"This is Ross?\...

[ { "content": "(entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it lo...

[ { "content": "(on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(knocking on the window while outside) Sorry! (Runs off.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, Joey I am so sorry.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, come onJoey, Ill buy ...

[ { "content": "(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.", "role": "user" }...

[ { "content": "Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh okay, well Im sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up the phone.) Yeah youre right, this is easy.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh well, all rightum, no offense, but you were kind of rude.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-...

[ { "content": "Dad?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering with Monica) Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.", "role": "user" } ]