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[
{
"content": "Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because its our thirtieth birthday.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! (Knocks on the door and Ursula opens it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. What?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nu-uh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You have your birth certificate?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Our mom.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you have my birth certificate?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(reading the certificate) Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I just lost a whole year of my life.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Your middle name is Pamela?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats my first name.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yay!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room, and has to pass in front of Mr. Geller whos sit... |
[
{
"content": "(sees someone) Paul!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(correcting her) Phil.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phil!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) your... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, whats going on?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monicas a little drunk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yay! I love drunk Monica!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Awwwww (Giggles.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Go ... |
[
{
"content": "Whats-whats going on? Phils really pissed!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monicas wasted.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Maybe that will liven up this party.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change ple... |
[
{
"content": "Ahh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, open o... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? (Glances over and sees the faces of the rest of ... |
[
{
"content": "Will you quit hoggin it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were re... |
[
{
"content": "Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think its necessary. (Backs away anyhow.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(screaming) Wooo!! Hoo!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I really like to say th... |
[
{
"content": "I lost a whole year! I cant believe it! This is so unfair!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I dont know Pheebs. Itll be okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, and plus Im 1/16th Portuguese.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Phoebe walks away smiling.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, is everybody clear? Were gonna pick it upand move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? Were gonna lift the carand slide it out. Lift and slide!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I really dont think",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Lift... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joey, can I",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Im doing okay. Im umlets talk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh Tag, ummyoure such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think Im past the point where I think I can yknow, just have fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God! Yknow what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if Im wishin for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Im sorry. (They hug.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Howd it go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You did the right thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, limping, and holding his arm) I dont lik... |
[
{
"content": "Yes! My babys finally free!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All-all right! (They run and jump in the car.) Start it up! Lets go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(starting it) Woohoo!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wanna buy a car?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im glad youre here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(starting to cry) Ohh",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter? You okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, its just ykno... |
[
{
"content": "So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is DOOL?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats great!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And-and-and not only that, Im gettin a new brain!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So great things are happening at work and in your personal life!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, what do you mea... |
[
{
"content": "Shes my favorite character on DOOL.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She is so good at throwing drinks in peoples faces, I mean I dont think Ive ever seen her finish a beverage.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "(Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well mainly because he's kis... |
[
{
"content": "Well umm, maybe we could uhh (Grabs the phone) Ah-ha! Too slow!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah-ha! Too cocky!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Say what?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since Im getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh, one of the writers.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ms. Monroe (She slaps him) Oh there you go. (She storms off, leaving Joey standing next to Dina. They share a nod at the ferocity of the slap they just received.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "What is that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think its the dying cat parade.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It sounds like its coming from across the street.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(turning around and looking) Oh my God!",
"role": "as... |
[
{
"content": "No, there is no way! It can not be Ross! (She looks through the window and sees Ross practicing and fumbling around with the pipes.) Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why is your family Ross?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How are ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": "So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See you in 2003. (She walks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No I mean it! I cant believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-yel-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, Im really nervous about-about being you. Yknow if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Yknow? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Now, Ive been watching some tapes, hows this? (In a British accent.) \"Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I feel like a snack!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no thanks. I dont like any thing from my Scottish heritage.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What... |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (He scurries out the set door and re-enters, extremely impressed) All right!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. (He goes out and comes back in, glaring at everything.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wellHey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Yknow? Itll-itll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. Youre so talented.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey thats not true! Look at uh, look at Angela LansbAngelina Jolie!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Like-like what?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(impressed) Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, \"Boy, she-she is a great actress!\" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, \"She is hot!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You own the room. (She smiles and stares longingly into his eyes.) We should probably get-get uh",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that cause shes so passionate?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Okay. (He puts his hands on her face and they kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well why shouldnt I?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because its my apartment!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, then I get to give him the cell phone.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Could you-could you umm, give us one second?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well be right back sir.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh-what do we do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Can you believe this? (Rachel exhales in amazement.) We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(whispering) Nice!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!! Ohh, Jessica Lockhart!! In my apartment!! I am such a huge fan! I am such a huge fan!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That uh, that is my roommate Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shrugs) Sure. Yep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?! (Points to her cheek.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God. You seem really, really nice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, bye-bye.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, here we go. (He grabs them and starts to... |
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