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[ { "content": "You are so beautiful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nice to meet you! My God youre great!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thanks for stopping by. See ya! (Throws them out and closes the door.) (To Cecilia) I-I am so sorry. I", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(notices something in the mail that Rachel brought in) Oh my God!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "They sent me todays script! They never send the script!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well no, Im just in a coma. This must mean I have lines! (Realizes what that means.) Oh", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(flipping to the last page) Ew, you get thrown from a horse into an electric fence.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah well, Im guessing after this shes not going to be crazy about electricity either.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(giggles) (To Ross) I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "One, two, three, four!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know the song! Sing along!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(as Jessica) I dont think so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh noo", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! Hey! All right! Well-well what is it?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "The airport?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats a really long time.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first. (Realizes.) And I just got what you meant againThat isI tell ya, that is a tricky one!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good luck.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You know the song! Sing along!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eeee!!! Eee!! Eee!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hi! Hi Ben!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah go ahead.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ben) Okay! All clear!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ben, its Rachel! (He closes the door.) But whatever.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(to Ben) Everything okay in there?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Awww, just like his daddy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What-what about Monica?", "ro...
[ { "content": "Okay, Ill see you soon buddy. (He hugs and kisses him.) Be back in an hour.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Well thats pretty much all that we haveOh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita? (Holds up a bottle of margarita mix.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Water it is.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You mean the spitter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Come on! It wasnt that bad!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Easy for you to say; youll be wearing a v...
[ { "content": "Oo! You should have one of us do it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! No! Its-its uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings a...
[ { "content": "Ben yknow when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. Cause I was, I was your daddys girlfriend.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, Im not.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? You like that one?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your c...
[ { "content": "Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Were never gonna find anybody.", "role": "assistant" }, {...
[ { "content": "Hey Pheebs, hows it going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, Im sorry. Can I get you something?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God, youve got to stop chattering!", ...
[ { "content": "Coming.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I have a bone to pick with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes! Ben learned a little trick.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yeah? Did he pull the old (She is waving her hand up and down her face. Shes thi...
[ { "content": "Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hexadrin. (She gets the box out of her purse.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I love you Hexadrin! (She kisses the box.) Oh look! It comes with a story! (...
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well yknow I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, \"Whats up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I found him! (To Ben) Very funny, come here! (She sits down on the coffee table and Ben walks up.) That is exactly why Ive come here to talk to you okay?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes oh(To Ben)Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Dont do that.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh damnit!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No! Dont say that! Dont say that!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No dont! Go back to repeating!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh crap!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I feel like my face is swelling. (To Monica) Is my face swelling?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, interesting you should ca...
[ { "content": "(answering the door) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well I was I was exactly expecting company after(He looks at his watch.) 9", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "(breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This doesnt feel weird!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre a really good kisser....
[ { "content": "Wow! You are really fast!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Were gonna see each other naked.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "Well I think its safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, we werent that close anyway!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! (Monica hides under the covers as Joey enters. Remember?)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e (Notices that the TV is turned off.)", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, can we change the topic? Because its really doing nothing for me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh (To Chandler) Can...
[ { "content": "(To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No because it-it didnt seem important.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, its not important? Its not important?! If it wasnt for ...
[ { "content": "So now what have we agreed?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "And-and what else?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Very good.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rachel! What are you doing here?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im just visiting my good friend Carol.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your good friend?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whats he...
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Practical jokes.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You have a line down your face.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, maybe they are not funny to you", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!", ...
[ { "content": "I gotta go! (Runs out.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, come on nothing even happened!", "role": "assistant" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so", ...
[ { "content": "Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads Poop.) WhAh-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I cant do it.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve ...
[ { "content": "All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No! Wait! Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No you guys (She walks out into the hallway.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I-I-am(Suddenly Ross starts screaming and comes falling down the stairs landing just in front of Rachel.)", ...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey-hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So are guys doing okay?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.",...
[ { "content": "Honey! Dinners ready!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Your favorite!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ho-ho-ho, (pausing for a rest next to the fridge) fried stuff with cheese!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yep! And lots of it!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, in we go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Here you go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(still reading the label) Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! (Checks her watch) Thats it! Im out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Food? Uh-huh gimme! (She hands him the paper.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So did Monica tell you about this great band called the...
[ { "content": "(noticing a beautiful woman moving in down the street) Well hello! Shes cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(exhales) I got it. (He lifts the box and grunts under the strain.) (Calmly) So hi, Im uh, Im Ross and this is my friend Chandler. (He shyly waves.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you areId love to show you around sometime.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realiz...
[ { "content": "Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no-no, after you. (She grabs a chair and heads upstairs.) (When shes gone.) Oh my God! (He drops the box and Chandler cant pick it up.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! You look so beautiful!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I cant believe I found it!", "role": "assistant" } ]