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[
{
"content": "Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Have you found your dress yet?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do the same thing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh May 15th.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Jeffery.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The best man? Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, is that spelled with a C or a K? Oh my God! It doesnt matter; theyre both great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yknow what? Yknow what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinmans and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(checking her out) Hi! You uh, movin in or movin out?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh, can I give you a hand?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Boyfriend?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im Joey. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Got it! (He picks up a lamp.) So",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) So this is Brooklyn.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, bl... |
[
{
"content": "Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it... |
[
{
"content": "You came?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is my dress!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hearing the signal) Im coming! Im coming! (She takes off towards the signal and almost knocks another woman over.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position ... |
[
{
"content": "(handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(seeing whos trapped) Hey",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Bye! (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Obviously! So, how do we decide?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well now lets-lets look at this objectively, I think I should date her",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Oh",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre out of Diet Coke.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding ... |
[
{
"content": "Youre out of toilet paper!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh thanks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, swing music is so out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, hes gotta be in the room for that to work.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Kristen?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. So",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right! Thats right, dont you play a woman?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A woman in a mans body.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Much better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ... |
[
{
"content": "Thats right! Wait no, Ben.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So youve just married the one time then?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well umm",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey you leave Marcel out of this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine! Have you ... |
[
{
"content": "When do you think we lost her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Probably around gonorrhea.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi, honey! Im home!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from the bedroom) Dont come in here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! We only mess around at his place!",... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(without turning around) I thought you were gonna be gone all day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right? Whats going on?",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. Im sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes were gonna have younger looking skin!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! (Monica goes in the b... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) Im sorry, too soon. You go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!",... |
[
{
"content": "and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand its collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten its predator. (A student raises his hand.) Yes Mr. Lewis?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just a high pitched intimidating noise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?"... |
[
{
"content": "Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well you need 60% to pass",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Seven.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no its not. What-what happened there Ned?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well that brings me in the loop a little.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? (Looks.) My God, hes really cute.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Go for it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, Im engaged!",
"role": "ass... |
[
{
"content": "Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I did, but that was really fun.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pretending to be an announcer) And the winner isJoey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rach... |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (... |
[
{
"content": "Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "Okay bye. (They kiss.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, its okay. You dont have to tip toe around me. I-Ive been thinking about it and umm, yknow what? Im okay about not having that ... |
[
{
"content": "(yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approac... |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) This is it! This is my category.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! My God! Do you have your speech?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I got my speech!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you got your gracious loser face?",
... |
[
{
"content": "What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to d... |
[
{
"content": "Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my G... |
[
{
"content": "(opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well thats different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Have you seen Chandler?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "I cannot believe Im gonna meet Jessica Ashley!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Im totally cool! (She coolly knocks on the door)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Jessica.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(coolly) Hey Jess.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, this is my friend Rachel.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sup? (Joey glares at her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh listen, heres your Soapie. I accepted it for ya. (Hands it to her.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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