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[
{
"content": "Well, that-that-thats it? Youre gonna, youre gonna put it on your self or anything?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Take it back?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Absolutely.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you eve... |
[
{
"content": "Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that Im changing your grade back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make ... |
[
{
"content": "Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ill be out in a second.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Picks it up.) Its just so unexpected! II uhBoy Ill tell you its just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and yknow to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from her room... |
[
{
"content": "(To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, do I know you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, Im just practicing blowing you off because Im gonna be a big... |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica and Phoebe) They loved me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "They want me to be totally naked in the movie!",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. But a part of me also cant wait til its over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A no sex pact huh? I act... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! Its not like its porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Yknow? And the nudity is really important to the story.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats what you say about... |
[
{
"content": "Well when can we have this shower?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well thats only two days away. What is the other option?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow Im-Im really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh boy me too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yk... |
[
{
"content": "(transfixed) Hi! Nice to meet you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, are you ready to go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(catching him) Chandler!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill be right with you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) Cassie needs to stay at your place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whatwhy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Chandler shes our cousin!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Im back!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Sure! Thats great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "SoWhat?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Barmifsaed?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So to get this part you cant be?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you are?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you told them you werent?",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party... |
[
{
"content": "I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe, after Monicas gone) We have to get her a present?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay but look! Look at what I got! Its her address book!... |
[
{
"content": "(shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its okay. Come, come on in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "YeahNo!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cassie, how you-how you doin on thathot dog.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(quietly) Thank God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking then moving away quickly) Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and Ill always remember that summer because thats when I realized that we are related.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Im, Im a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children would be.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you? (The woman nods) Good. (She goes over to another couple of women.) Hi, thanks for coming.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Who the hell are all these people?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these ... |
[
{
"content": "(to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohhhh!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats great!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You were supposed to tell her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to br... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This looks great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)... |
[
{
"content": "Ow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Toothpick?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you trying on now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The fruit roll up.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one ... |
[
{
"content": "(in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!!... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Monica, we are so sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "Surprise",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sur-surprise.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And whats cool is, the character is from Naples, right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My whole familys from Naples!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a cam... |
[
{
"content": "Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the I... |
[
{
"content": "(in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! Shes not your cousin!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Probably Monica and Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the gang) Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I dont think I have the energy for this.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) Melissa!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I will not! Im the divisional head of mens sportswear!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh please",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shut up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! What do you do now?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! (Joins the rest of the gang.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey guys! Look whos back! Its Ray-ray!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She seems really, really f... |
[
{
"content": "(telling Chandler the seating arrangement) Okay so this is where the band is. (Points.) And this is where the bar is. (Points) And all these pins have peoples names on them. (She has pins to show the seating at each of the tables.) And Rach, here you are. (Points to Rachels place.)",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "(motioning to a rack) So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if theres anything that you like, we can make you a deal. Anything at all. (Grabs a few) But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, thanks a lot for hookin me up... |
[
{
"content": "We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I like our way. Oh! (Grabs a piece and jumps a bunch of Joeys like in Checkers.) Chess!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice move.",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batmans tux!",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Please, dont take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!",... |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh, thats great!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(changing the subject) Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Remember?! Wecome on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "we went back the house and we got really silly and wewe made out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross is Batman!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "How can you not remember us kissing?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, somewhere Joeys head is exploding.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want... |
[
{
"content": "No!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you Phoebe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You just carry that around?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Between you and",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "It happened! I am telling you it happened!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.... |
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