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[
{
"content": "(shocked) What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(moves away again) I-I-I-Im justIm just a good kisser!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the hell was that?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ive had better.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well yknow what they say, the 23rd times the charm. (Chandler enters.) Aww, look at you all handsome!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whose is it?",
"role": "assi... |
[
{
"content": "Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you realize you get louder each week?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?",
... |
[
{
"content": "(writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Monica what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is the emergency?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have to help me! Im supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! (Shows them what shes been ... |
[
{
"content": "Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "...everyone, this is Chandler!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing her) Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, \"Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ennnh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe you dont talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about yknow all the things that hes taught you. Like (They all try to think about one example and dont succeed.) Or all t... |
[
{
"content": "Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, \"Monica",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(writing) Monica",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"when I look back over our time together\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(writes what Joey said and waits ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You'll get one.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? When?",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "(Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Nice try.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, Monica",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)",
... |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! I said, I said \"You're so great\" and then I just, I just stopped talking!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You said you loved me! I can't believe this!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I didn't!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then all your stuff would be here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, what if all my stuff was here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Then youd be going back and forth ... |
[
{
"content": "You wanted it to be a surprise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As tofall in love with my bestmy best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to c... |
[
{
"content": "(yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, what have you guys been up to?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've had a very long, hard day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chicken? I could eat some chicken.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know why they didnt just tell us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How?! When?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It happened in London.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "No-no-no-no-no! You can't!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right! Man, this is unbelievable!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) I can't wait to be with you! I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "(looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(scr... |
[
{
"content": "(trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be... |
[
{
"content": "All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Bye!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually, I did!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe knows about us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I didn't tell them!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Them?! Who's them?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey!",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I ... |
[
{
"content": "Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She's bluffing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over a... |
[
{
"content": "You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you're-you're going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very hap... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here it comes. Our first kiss.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And why not?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because I'm in love with Monica!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You're-you're what?!",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Love her! That's right, ILOVEHER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were i... |
[
{
"content": "(He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, youre friends getting married, its gotta change things.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You really think it would be that different?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gon... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, who's this little naked guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That little naked guy would be me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Aww, look at the little thing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you guys!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how... |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Oh, thats beautiful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) (laughing) Funny one! Thats good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? I dont get it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Oh man, this is hilarious.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, what do you guys think?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) Dude!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(starting to cry) I have never known love like this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You really like it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! (To Monica... |
[
{
"content": "Whew! That was a brisk ride!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Take the top down did ya?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Only way to fly.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well in High School, that added up to ... |
[
{
"content": "Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She mustve seen me cruising in the bad boy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think shes checking out your beehive Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! (Checks his hair.) Give-give me a brush.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "(to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler! Hes your father; he should be at the wedding.",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "Ahhh! (Gets in.) Ooh, nice!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What do you think youre doing?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just washing the windshield. (She turns on the wipers forcing Ross off of the hood.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There is no way I am letting y... |
[
{
"content": "No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey sweetie!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? (He leans in to kiss her.) Oh. (They kiss and Phoebe pauses.) Ooh. (Pause) Whoa! That one kept going. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uh, whats your name?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey. (They shake hands.) Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here! (She sets a bag down in front of him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid... |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta ... |
[
{
"content": "Uh-oh. (She starts to pull over.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? You think so?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was ta... |
[
{
"content": "Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I just ordered a beer! (Pounds the table.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "And theres daddy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Ill get right on that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on Ross!! (She tries to switch places with him and goes under his leg.)",
... |
[
{
"content": "(sexily) Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uhwell I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oops sorry, my mistake.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dear Lord!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here it comes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well she should, it was taken ten years ago!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I bet youre a Gemini.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Taurus?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Virgo?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sagittarius?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I knew it! I knew it, ahh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wont speed.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I promise.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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