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[ { "content": "We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That is an old, Chinese woman!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He could be in dis...
[ { "content": "So this is your office?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How did you guys find me? I knew I shouldve hid at the gym!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the hell are you doing?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Panicking! And using the Internet to...
[ { "content": "The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And thats every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to star...
[ { "content": "Oh good God! Ive fallen down! (She trips and falls.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Whats going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are a...
[ { "content": "I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And Im the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you. Thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God Monica!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanna wear this everyday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You look so beautiful.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(starting to cry) Im so happy for me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(on phone) Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, we got him back. Everythings fine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Damnit!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? ...
[ { "content": "There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im telling you, just a little bit at a time.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah okay. Well, whats the next l...
[ { "content": "Oh fresh air!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other w...
[ { "content": "Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, ...
[ { "content": "Yeah! Yeah. Theyretheyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "He-he was with me umm, were playing a little game, yknow? Hide and seek.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Monica!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Are you okay?", "role": "assistant" }, {...
[ { "content": "Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandlers gone again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I uh, I just talked to the director. Thats it, were done for the day.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah! Youyou were wonderful.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So I got your car, its right outside.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats what you told me.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(turning a corner) There he is!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Oh!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross! (He starts to get up.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler ...
[ { "content": "Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well you obviously didnt s...
[ { "content": "You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you Joey?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh. This is nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shes right there.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Who is this?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(in Monicas ear) Hes Greek Orthodox.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(leaning in) As are you", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes o...
[ { "content": "(To Rachel) He took off?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Chandler, for so long II wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to...
[ { "content": "(To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. ...
[ { "content": "We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Monica) I love you. And I know about the baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our baby.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have a baby?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phoebe found you...
[ { "content": "Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh-huh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(To Monica) Okay, I know Im not supposed to know, but I do. And Im so excited for you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Whats going on?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monicas pregnant!", "role": "assista...
[ { "content": "(To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cant! I-I dont have any other clothes here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leave...
[ { "content": "Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because Im not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees ...
[ { "content": "What?! What are you talking about?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, II am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "How about just the bridemaids?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "For you. (Chandler leaves.)", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh-hmm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "James Brolin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and...
[ { "content": "Before we go out there Ive got a present for ya.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Whats the matter?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I dont know, its these new shoes, theyre all slippery.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, are you going to be able to do this?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Not well.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So, are you ready to talk about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, well talk about something else then.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Whos the father?!", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "(seeing him) Oh sweet Lord.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hone...
[ { "content": "Hi. Im uh, Im Ross. I dont, I dont believe weve met. Im Monicas older brother.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Aw come on, Mona Lisa?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mona ummClickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Linda Clickclocken. (Pause) So what uh, what-what table are you at? (She shows him.) Oh, uh me too.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, Ive admired your work for years. You-youve done some really amazing stuff.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Funny", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I wouldve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and thats just for ugly people.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What siz...
[ { "content": "Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "This is so huge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?"...
[ { "content": "Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh really?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, \"James, James Brolin, are yo...
[ { "content": "It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Umm, would you like to dance?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldnt mind letting you go first.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Keep dancing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And the world will never know.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "No-no, thank you Miranda.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right. (Walks over to Mona.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? Of course you can! Hop on!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am so gonna score.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I like your bow.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) \"Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!\" But ...
[ { "content": "(to the second girl) That was very nice Ashley.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh! (Recoils in horror.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Im trying. (He strains to move his feet.)", "role": "user" } ]