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[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! So how was the doctor?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, everything went great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont see the baby. Where is it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. (He... |
[
{
"content": "Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shell... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Youre back! (Hugs and kisses all around.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi sweetie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come on in!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how was the honeymoon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning tiger.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Welcome home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, how was the honeymoon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre welcome buddy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(glaring at him) Yeah, thanks... |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow who has a great video camera?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin to that place.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You got fake numbered.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! People dont do that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh I think we do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They gave us a fake number? W... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure. What? About uh, you showering with ... |
[
{
"content": "Its from FranceIn EuropeWestern Europe. Yknow umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-hmmWait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(whines) Oh thats great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show m... |
[
{
"content": "Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tha... |
[
{
"content": "(voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, were gonna need to see that tape. (They rest of them agree.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, definitely.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what... |
[
{
"content": "I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but ... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Im so happy!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There I am.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre gonna get pregnant.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) I screwed up so... |
[
{
"content": "(taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Kinda hurtin my hand though.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) (Ross hands her a g... |
[
{
"content": "Did you do it on our invitations?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Not on the ones we sent out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)",
"role": "user"
}
... |
[
{
"content": "(on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) I know. Hey rememberremember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(o... |
[
{
"content": "(on tape) So wewe both wanted to.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) Interesting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(on tape) Oh yeah, sure."... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, get ready to see some beggin!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you came on to Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now Im so happy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you talkin... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesnt matter. I mean, I think it wouldve happened either way. I ... |
[
{
"content": "You think it looked amazing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I uh I dont know. I mean II honestly didnt watch it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, me neither. Yet",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhhhhhhthat-that may be weird.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "Good luck.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good luck to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mind if I mute?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh please. (He does so.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh there go the clothes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are undressing very quickly.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "S... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. We-we lookwe look pretty good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats what I was gonna say.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh nice tan!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.",
"role": "user... |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats not pretty.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, m... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5 (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jennys been giving it out since they moved!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Jenny! That is so Jenny!",
"role": "assistan... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go! (Phoebe enters) Hey Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey how was dinner?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dinner was good!",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "(To him) Oh, well hello there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) I didnt see this on the menu.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, so you're Monicas boss?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! I sous stand.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh youyou made pesto?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Would you say your pesto is the best-o?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I made it myself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, its no pesto.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right! Lets just cut to the chase, okay? (To Phoebe) Youre single. (To Tim) Youre single. (To Phoebe) He gets off work at eleven. (To Tim) Shell be waiting for your call. (To Phoebe) Ill give him your number if I can ... |
[
{
"content": "You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whats funny about that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh ah, I think you know where... |
[
{
"content": "Im telling you, I like the food!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You like the Purple Rain display! (A guy walks up.) Hey Bob.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did that guy just call you Toby?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, he thinks thats my name.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, why dont you correct him?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean th... |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well dontWhat happened to Jessicas body?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yo... |
[
{
"content": "Hey you too!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? You werent in it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Motions to Joeys co-star.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh sorry. Uh-uh, Kash?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im ... |
[
{
"content": "Say hi to Wally.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh Monica!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "II have to fire him.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I thought I was a complete idiot.",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Bob.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "If I see him, Ill ask.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were on a semi-first name basis.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But this is eleven. Its almost twice as hard up here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think its best sir.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what you should do, just toss em in the shedder and claim you never got em.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to m... |
[
{
"content": "Sure, whats up?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why Im not drinking on this date tonight. \"Umm, Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a Mormon,\" or \"I got so hammered last night Im still a little drunk?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering with a pizza and beer) Hey!",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A bit of a daredevil are we?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! All right, Ill see you guys later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Have a great time you guys.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It will bein a minute. Listen, Tim youre a really great guy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where II",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So what movie do you want to seeAnd not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Books?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but its like enough!",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Bobby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bob!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well that puts me in a difficult position.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monica!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously) Youre fired!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously) Im breaking up ... |
[
{
"content": "Im, Im breaking up with you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre fired.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, Im justImIm just not ready for a relationship right now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah and-and Im sorry too. But, well I justI like things done a certain way and the chemistrys just not right.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh thats good, the chem... |
[
{
"content": "Tim wait!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-theres a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. (Shakes his hand and leaves, which disgusts Monica.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, how was the date?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Guess whose middle name is Muriel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(thinks then gasps) Chandler M. Bing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah-ha!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God. (Laughs)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! Uhhow are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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