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[
{
"content": "Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Im not proud of this, but (He turns around and starts to mess with his eyelids.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Did it turn into sand?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, youll be fine. (She starts to walk towards the floor.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How much longer?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "30 seconds.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "30 seconds, okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna",... |
[
{
"content": "Go ahead Rach.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wait! Yknow what? I cant, I cant look at it. I cant. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, its negative.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "I just didnt see the fast song coming.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shh. Shh. Dont try to talk, well get you up to your room, well soak your feet, youll be okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tell me about it, I feel like Im holding down the fort all by myself.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! HowHow small are your feet?! (They all look down.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Joey u... |
[
{
"content": "(to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And Im the happiest guy in th... |
[
{
"content": "What? What did you take a picture of?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! It was something.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you joking? Check out is not t... |
[
{
"content": "Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberriesOh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, thats sad. Mashuga nut?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. (He sees that Ross is packing all of the hotel toiletries) Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why not? Its built into the price of the room.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even cr... |
[
{
"content": "A tiny salt shaker!!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohhh! My God! For tiny salt!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good. Okay,... |
[
{
"content": "Chandler?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Did you find the cameras?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. Did you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! And thats why Im under the table. Celebrating.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not yet.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is it Gunther?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.",
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?"... |
[
{
"content": "The guy left this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(gasps) Oh my God! I know who the father is (She walks into Monica and Chandlers.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "People have got to finish their stories!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhh Yeah sure. (Holds the camera up to his face.) Click!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I heard it. I heard it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah. Ill take, Ill take your picture. (He takes the picture with his finger over the lens.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "Why dont you go up on stage. Ill get a picture of you doing the speech.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Okay!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A 95 LeSabre?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A green LeSabre?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well go! Go move it! (He runs off.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, you ready for the last picture?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations o... |
[
{
"content": "Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee orpoison? No? Just for me? Okay. (Walks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But yknow you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, its just not the right time.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tag",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im having a baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You can go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(throwing up the last present) I dont know how any of these got opened?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) You opened them all?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anythin... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Howd it go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. What-what did Tag say?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Were back!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Great! Were hangin in the kitchen! (She drags him into the kitchen and turns his back to the living room) Lets stay in the kitchen!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its picture time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "(slow on the uptake) Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey, right back at ya.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. SheWell, shes one crazy lady?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He is so weird.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I am!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(singing) Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right. Get it out of your sy... |
[
{
"content": "A Speedo? Uh, I dont have a Speedo. Im gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Oh good youre still here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "We know its Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How?! How do you know?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was his sweater, butOh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.",
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, what was that all about?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you te... |
[
{
"content": "(whispering to Chandler) Youll tell me later?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You already know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All in good time my love. All... |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we werent gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(deadpan) And?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! I thought you... |
[
{
"content": "Theyre kissing lets just go around them.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, \"Next.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are on our honeymoon.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Grab my ass!",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "25J and K, any chance those arent together?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What the hell is that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well why dont you use your key?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! We could have done that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Me neither! We have to get in! (She runs through the door with Chandler in tow.)",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Yes, of course. (Shows him the tickets.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats all right, I have it memorized. Its 1A.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing him) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. (He helps her up.) Umm, I think theres something that we really need to talk about.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we... |
[
{
"content": "(closes her magazine) Can I get you some water?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im good. Im good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "(eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Namaste. (Bows.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! What happened to the door?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So its noticeable huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Didnt you two already talk?",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe were here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh youve got to be kidding me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!! You have been screwing us all day!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Were you just ten seconds later!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looks at Monica then at them) We need the stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What else is new?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "(sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh we-we need to talk.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because Ive kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel, standing by her feet) I dont know why you cant admit that you need me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow. There it is, I see it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pretty amazing huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont see it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant see it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You-you just said that you did!",
"ro... |
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