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[
{
"content": "Great! Well umm",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh good! (And theres general excitement.)",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Ursula! (Ursula turns, smiles, and continues walking.) Wait! Err-err, its me! Phoebe!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait a second! So, whats new with you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Okay. Umm, yknow, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy youre marrying.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "By the way, its a costume party.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait! Youre supposed to wear a costume!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she wont be able to fit into it.",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So we do Supergirl.",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! (Opens the door to reveal a ballerina) Well youre just the prettiest ballerina Ive ever seen.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?! Theres only been like four kids.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know, but one of them just sa... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ursulas fiance?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My mother killed herself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no! Thats okay, well just start over. Okay? Hi! Im Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why are you looking at me like that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Hands him a napkin.) So, what are you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) No I-I meant your costume.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love the second grade!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, Im a masseuseby day. (Stands with her hands on her hips like a Supergirl pose.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You read comic books right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Exclusively.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, whats your name?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Im just gonna write this out to cash.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Mona!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You made it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, Im a spud",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Marry her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, heres a good one for ya. Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant answer that! Chandlers my husband.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",... |
[
{
"content": "Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Two weeks? Thats it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh? (Ursula motions for Phoebe to keep quiet.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Peace Corps, really? (Ursula motions, \"I dont know.\")",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Howdy doody.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh relax man, relax. Youre looking a little flushed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) You picked Ross?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross is really strong! Okay, hes the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cannot believe you didnt pick me.",
"role": "user"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no ones gonna fight in this apartment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Monica! (Grabs her and pulls her into the living room.) People came to see a fight, lets give em what they came for!",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Youre going down.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? Youre going further down! Downtown!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing."... |
[
{
"content": "Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gotta go! (Opens the door to a boy in a cape.) Hi! Wow! There you go! (Hands him some candy.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, we were but umm, now weve got candy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You shut up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to s... |
[
{
"content": "No! Wait no! Shut upI mean dont cry! Let me get my checkbook! (Grabs her checkbook and runs after him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Look honey, you dont have to do this, okay? Its the strength you have inside that means the most to me. Youre loyal, youre honest, and you have integrity! Thats the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That means noth... |
[
{
"content": "Hi liar!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But theyre not!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why are you lying to him?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Pheebs come on! Bunny vs. Doody! Were waiting! (They go inside.) (To Chandler and Ross.) Okay. Okay guys, one match, winner take all. (They grasp each others hand in prepara... |
[
{
"content": "Or equally weak.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Oh God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hmm?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandlers making his sex face.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope! I can do this all day.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Me too. (Pause) Gettin a little tired though.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "God, Im exhausted.",
"role": "assi... |
[
{
"content": "(to her) Youre a weird lady.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure it does. Yeah, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm listen, I dont thinkI dont think Im gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay I cant let you do this! Shes lying to you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I almost dont want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just remember Im a minute younger.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. Youre not, youre not stupid.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Justyou did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you should. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not so bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend... |
[
{
"content": "Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, Ive got a secret for ya. I let him win.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) Is that a secret or a lie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I let him winRoss!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. 123Go! (Once again hes at a stalemate, but this time hes in pain.) (Pause) Im gonna kill myself!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no,... |
[
{
"content": "(looking around) Whos cell phone is that? Its just so annoying; everywhere you go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think its coming from your bag.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! What an incredible violationand wonderful surprise.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow! What did he do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Shhh! Im talking.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you asking me out? Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ive got friends too. Okay, bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So apparently Im available for lunch.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant. Im ... |
[
{
"content": "Shall we?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Im Ross Geller. I live in the building.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And Im Rachel, an admirer of the building.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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