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@ginger_cutie12 shank you! |
I have no idea what I'm doing with my life and it's extremely frustrating. |
@MaddieBecker13 me either I thought it was a random name! Now it makes sense \ud83d\ude31 |
I don't want to care anymore.. |
@The_Dopest_513 Daniel. Im gonna die without them! |
@Nicolemariex16 yeah last weekend I was supposed to go in at 5 and they told me go in at 630 instead |
Want to lick all over you before I let you have it |
@Look_its_Leah lol yes no lies |
Another appointment in Augusta... At least I got to sleep in until 7 and I'm missing school! |
The things I would do for a Sherri Hill dress..... |
You need to shower |
@JenniferJHegg PLEASE \ud83d\ude18 |
@DTurn12 @FLOTUS @letsmove @Pinterest That is a very sad thing for someone to say. |
Kinky sex makes the world go 'round. |
@bestybell8 awe. I miss both of you! So pretty |
And I love you but I leave you. I don't want you but I need you! \ud83c\udfb6 |
@TySmith580 I was about to puke because I think I have a concussion from hail... |
Love my friends! @SchmittyyJess @manda_malinski @EmilyFields12 @Zachary97316974 #goodnight #loveyall |
sometimes you realize you just tweeted something that doesn't make sense... and then you realize it's 3am #confessions #sweetdreams |
@CharlieAhern12 @JCamps3000 i like being the trendsetter #mikeybtwitpic |
I suck at Jeopardy, most of the categories are ABOVE me... |
can't hear the tv over my chewing lol |
Believe in bigfoot or die |
Today was actually a pretty good day I was in such a good mood idek why |
I need a new handbag....any suggestions. I'm too broke for anything @thorfromnor would approve of |
Officially fail at life. |
Everything you do is for attention and everyone thinks you're annoying and fake please do everone a favor and shut the fuck up #annoying |
I love liars |
S\\O to @caemurray ad @TruthtotheCore for taking care of me at the car wash. |
That dude in the ugg boots just gave me the weirdest kind of fear boner #getweirdwilbur |
@_kaae love you\ud83d\ude19\u263a\ud83d\udc9c |
@Konchan1017 @Zlatko_Soldo can me and z be friends? |
@HottyScotty13 no definitely Friday, Saturday is whatever but you have to Friday! |
Someone just come stay the night with me.. my mom won't even notice lol |
But so jealous my parents and brother will be watching them play 1 week from today.. \ud83d\udc4e I wanna go :( |
Well this sucks. |
Sexy can I |
I'm gonna spend today eating and watching A Christmas Story and National Lampoons Christmas vacation |
Can't even drink water without throwing up like wtf is wrong with me? |
It's a Friday night, it's a small town girl, everything is right and we rule the world. \ud83c\udfb6 #WeAreTonight #BillyCurrington |
@teamracechic hey |
@Peter_Mac30 Good luck to you too, hope it goes well! |
Please realize I no longer care. I'm tired of wasting my time and energy to go nowhere. |
@brittanygrassi if I'm up for after moving in I will contact you, I pulled an all nighter so I'm shot |
You can't make someone love you, but you can show them what they're missing out on |
Probably should have studied for Spanish .... |
@masteryang66 I know right!!! It happens all the timeee |
its like the sahara is in my mouth |
@jboy56_john get me some church wine! |
Less then an hour left and this is whats going on. #thisamazesme |
@DavidSable cool announcement about Y&R+Shazam. I forget if I told you that Amanda is interning at Shazam this summer. How neat is that? |
@ATLangela that is great news. |
Lets go Pitt!!! |
Tonight was the perfect night for ball... |
Can't stop sneezing & itching my eyes \ud83d\ude37 #allergies |
It felt so good to stunt tonight! #beentoolong |
I'm just so sick of everyone |
I just wanna get this over with. |
@JamesAZack4 I only have 2 Yankees players #CanoAndSabathia |
So unbelievably dysfunctional. |
I just don't understand some things |
@GracieStacks probably my farm. Word on the street is that it caught on fire. Sorry. |
EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT SYRIA |
growing a beard and keeping life weird.. |
@NicoleBoag1 who dafuq are you? |
@xxmlb1994 well I don't know what day. I'm off tm, I work Wednesday until 5. & we can't go Friday because I work until 10. |
It was a lot harder to wake up for work than I thought. #Tired #Exhausted |
I hate when I don't find someone attractive and they message me, I'm always wondering how to let them down easy. |
Beyonc\u00e8 and Jay-Z are doing the same thing with their baby as MJ did for his, cover their faces |
@Menne131 @Trevorl8n that'd be the father Mr. Menne |
Ew that chicken thing I'm gonna throw up now eww I still taste is ehh |
@GareBear977 @AlinaRosati016 @Kyle_Scott622 @Dunker_16 i just have Charley... |
You can at least show interest |
Need more sleep |
I slept like complete shit last night |
White Walls by ryan lewis amd macklemore. Listen to it. |
@tehblitz I always liked that song but never knew who played it |
@allison_grazia I hate |
Dressed in yellow, she said hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow. |
@AlexVandivier I don't like you or your dumb grammar. Bye! |
That was the worst nap of my life |
Awkward......... |
I really like the song \Sinners Like Me\" \ud83d\udc4d" |
someone feel free to come write this essay for me |
Wtf \ud83d\ude1e |
ah god. I really shouldn't have done that\ud83d\ude12 |
LOL, WHY DID I WANT TO GROW UP SO BAD? |
Credit to Carolina's D, but the 49ers coming off a bye, at home, should've shown more. Now they need wins over SEA @ home and NO away. Yuck. |
Actually I might wake up early this year bc Hiams in my first hour |
@pkoccc 59 degrees \ud83d\ude2b |
Haven't used Cha Cha in awhile lol |
@liciaaaxox @niggasblike hahah |
Fucking dingus out did me on the pond \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udd2b |
Wind 1.0 mph SSW. Barometer 30.072 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 81.2 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67% |
That didn't go as planned.. |
Duck dynasty Christmas episodes \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf84 |
This is my fav song by him |
@Dardell23 Applebee's |
I beg |
By the way I tried to say id be there waiting for... #rhcp |
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