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[
{
"content": "It tastes like feet!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I like it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limesHey, what was in that brown jar?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats still in there?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Stick to your side!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, come on now!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin? (Starts digging in.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ill take those to go. (To the interviewer) For the kids.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldnt have said. But believe me, thats not gonna happen today.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I said that I (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting him) Hi! Im gal pal Rachel Green, and if you want the dirt, Im the one you come too. This might be Joeys baby (rubbing her stomach), w... |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! Youre doing great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, so far nothing stupid.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mento?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(scoffs at him) Yeah, thats gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest. Well I(leans into the microphone again)I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Umm, Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh okay, its P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in (In an Australian accent) Ello there mate!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You too!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Bye. (They resume their previous positions.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How come you have two? Chandler",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Joey! Sorry!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No thats all right. Dont worry about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!",
"role": "assis... |
[
{
"content": "All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, ... |
[
{
"content": "All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It hurts me. It physically hurts me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Your make-up!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I think face to face.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I would say that.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "(grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I prefer not to answer that right now, Im still carrying a little holiday weight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs! (He sits down next to her.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Youre turning into a woman.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Now Ive upset you? What did I say?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its not what you said. Its the way you s... |
[
{
"content": "Great nap.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It really was.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, \"Hey, how you doin?\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, please!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How you doin?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, Jill!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, introduce us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is Chandler. (Points at him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And you know Monica and Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Jill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?",
"role": "user"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!?! Oh dear God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not much to tell there Im really shy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh great! Great! Thank you. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye-bye. (The interviewer leaves and he sits down with the rest of the gang.) I did it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Amazing! Amazing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I dont watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, yknow?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, good to know. (The interviewer leaves.) So close!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! I cant believe they didnt put it in the part where you said you didnt watch soap operas.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You slept... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So whats the final head count on my baby shower?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "About twenty, a couple people ... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? Its today at four.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you. (Hangs up.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Isnt it at three?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh cool!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats great.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Hes gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs... |
[
{
"content": "Shes still mad.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know. Isnt it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No lo... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think thats your mothers crazy.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, however great she was I just cant afford that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wh-wh-what? What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes I do.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right Ross youre in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, Ill take another question.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, this is gonna ... |
[
{
"content": "Why did you invite my mother?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "For how long?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "How about you less important people, lets open your presents!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But mom, I really know what Im doing. I can handle this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, come on Rach its present time! Yknow youre the glue thats holding this whole party together. Its kinda falling apart here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, this is from your friend at work.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an item with a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and b... |
[
{
"content": "Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! Whats this?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it dispenses clean diapers!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna may... |
[
{
"content": "Okay mommy, dont ever leave me. (Hugs her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, \"Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Treasure of the Sierra Madre!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Correct! Theres a possible backwards bonus!",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "(annoyed) Oh come on!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Is there a hopping bonus?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Of course!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who invented bifocals?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ben Franklin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Queen Victoria.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, out of breath) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Why are you all red and sw... |
[
{
"content": "Hi roomie! (Hugs her and looks at Rachel.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(announcer voice) Its a pleasure to meet you Ray.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(announcer voice) Rightie-O Ray!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the camera) Hello, Im Joey Tribbiani! Lets play Bamboozled! Erin, you get the first question! In hockey, who is known as The Great One?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Correct! Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "WhatWhy?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well whats complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! Youre in Paradise Pond!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(announcer voice to the camera) Lets play Bamboozled!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well wewe dont have a garage.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, its not absolutely vital that you live with us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do. I really do. I dont know anything.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im-Im sure thats not true.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, not a thing.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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