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{
"content": "Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there toto feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well youre gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hello?! I still dont know what the hell Im doing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt b... |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and shes been nothing but terrible to you. And dont forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, s... |
[
{
"content": "Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young ladyold ladylady!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. ... |
[
{
"content": "(closing a book) Okay! Im ready.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You sure?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, Ive done my studying and I really know my stuff.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel G... |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, \"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Monicas restaurant go... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(startling him) What?! What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I am freaking out!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are ya?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My due date is in one week!",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We said at the movies, but",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks conf... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I chose those, Im a paleontologist.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! Im standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and Im bored.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats my gym.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am like Indiana Jones.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Pheebs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Umm, Im Monica Geller, Im the chef at Alessandros.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Either eat it, or be in it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Does so.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing he... |
[
{
"content": "Ah, mustve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you guys go, have a really good time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant even believe this! I really come off that badly?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh good. Good, because Im sure t... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cheese makes me thirsty.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I-Im sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didnt hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey! Im so proud of you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im-Im sorry, its just that umm Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandros, and umm I just got a really bad review",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You do?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im totally crazy, but you-you like the food?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay then, I dont stink. Im a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "also I was the point person on my companys transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That I did. That I did.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(trying not to laugh) I see.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(really try not to laugh) Good to know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No dont I beg of you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(relieved) Really?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)",
"role": "user"
}
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ill look forward to your call. (Walks away.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Youre back from your date!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How are you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "(starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you feel better?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the ba... |
[
{
"content": "Rach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The bathroom?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What are you guys looking at?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its a poster for that World War I movie that Im in, check it out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh! I know... |
[
{
"content": "Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You. ... |
[
{
"content": "God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh I know, Ive been there. I remember toward the end",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, thats a great story. Can you tell it to me whe... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Did you have the baby yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing here so early?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They sent me home from... |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God. So thats it?! I only get to bring one guest?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(overhearing that) What-what about me?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You said y... |
[
{
"content": "Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(in a manly voice) Im gonna go shave. (Gets up.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in a manly voice) Yeah well, Im gonna go spit. (He goes into the bedroom. On his way out, Joey g... |
[
{
"content": "No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A little tall.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that... |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, youre still pregnant. Oh, Im sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Yknow what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. (Goes to the ba... |
[
{
"content": "(onscreen) \"I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Chandler) Okay, this is it. Its my big fight scene coming up. (He looks over and Chandler and notices that hes asleep.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Can I ask you something?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "When Carol was pregnant with Ben",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Dr. Long, how are you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She has the drugs!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Rachel lies back.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Eh, just a tad.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do them!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, we are ready to try anything.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great! We will do all of those.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youve got to be kidding me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You liked it? You really liked it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh-ho-ho, yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Which part exactly?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No. But she did give us some... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Sleeping beauty!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(in a baby voice) Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Come on, finish your enchilada.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! Soso hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont wa... |
[
{
"content": "(breaking the kiss) Oh God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the ... |
[
{
"content": "I didnt uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not so much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Two hundred.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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