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[
{
"content": "Yeah, Im missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(not amused) Huhuh-huh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(with his mouth full) Just a second! (he fake laughs, but turns his head and starts to break down)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Taffy, really? Ive never had any.",
"role... |
[
{
"content": "So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isnt going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hes miserable! What happened to him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing. We just talked about stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What stuff?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Rachel stuff.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "OhJo... |
[
{
"content": "Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yknow, its interesting!... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! (runs to her room to get her money)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of like)Ayyyayyyy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Oh, hey, Mona!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I have no idea!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uhlately, she just likes hanging out here.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think shes lonely.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no. Shes way to emotional. And by emotional I mean crazy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mm-hmm. Shesshes emotional, but, but ballsy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why dont you, u... |
[
{
"content": "(fakes a laugh) Please start drinking! (exits)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Im just going to grab the phone.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im sorry! Do you need the phone?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How long has it been this time?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "90 seconds.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about itexcept all I did was think about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Now all weve got to do is get rid of this chair.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come in!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dum... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? Its here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch ... |
[
{
"content": "Wait, you guys, look!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Did her ass explode?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, the babys out! Look, look!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, look at those little fingers and toes!",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, hey, man!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "UhMona just dumped me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, with everything thats... |
[
{
"content": "Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Forget about it. Its no big deal.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Cmon! Joey! What is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its nothing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He... |
[
{
"content": "Im going touhIm going to, um, put the bourbon in it at home.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Anyway seriously, uhjustjust talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until)",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) Hmmmaybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh is he a good guy?",... |
[
{
"content": "(closes the door) Did you umIm sorry, did you just say its Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um, youyou like Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes. I like Rachel.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh-oh! Okay, shes kicking!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoa!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Pulls his hand away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yknow, I stillI cant believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean its Its like you and me ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(mouths to Chandler) Soul mate.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(mouths to Phoebe) What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(cough talks) Soul mate.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, what have you guys been doing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know! What is this, 1985?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not really.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whats wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? (Everyone stares at him.) On a barbecue chicken pizza? (Still theres staring.) No?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like?",
"role": "user"... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing! I swear to God I didnt know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didnt believe in soul mates. So",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I dont want to hit you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh what... |
[
{
"content": "Anyway, it uhlook itll justtake me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Youre in love with her.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I thought you knew t... |
[
{
"content": "I think you need to tell her how you feel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay thats the green stuff talkin.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past t... |
[
{
"content": "Cheese you say? Thats some pretty smelly work, huh Don?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cheese, its smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me too! Yeah, Chandler cant stand it. He wont even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is it made of cheese?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Id move in tomorrow!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(disgusted) Oh come on! (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im so sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What do we do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey? Whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure, why dont you set it up. Ill just be over here, browsing through the personals.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you okay? Youve been acting weird all afternoon.",
... |
[
{
"content": "and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean Im really worried the babys not going to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Yeah! Sure! Uh, look at the uh, the reason(Exhales slowly... |
[
{
"content": "Actually uh, could you give us a second?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you were saying?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not quite sure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, \"Eight years.\" And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and ummnow here w... |
[
{
"content": "Oh Joey honey I dontI dont want to lose",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey-hey, hey! You cant. Okay? Ever!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im so sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no-no Rach, please, dont be sorry. Okay? Dont be sorry. (Th... |
[
{
"content": "Joey? Are you in there?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(hearing Rachel and jumping up with his plate) Oh God! Thats Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, you have to talk to her!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just itstoo weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here!... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I didnt know you read tea leaves.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, Ive done it for years. I actually stopped because I was so accurate.... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tea gives Phoebe the trots.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know its tough now, but things will get better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How do you know that? What if ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh hello.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Jim, Jim Nelson Im Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, maybe we will. (Starts to walk away.) Oh! (She turns around and the exchange information.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, both yours.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"cont... |
[
{
"content": "Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, witty banter. Well done.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh okay, well Im a masseuse, and I used to work at this place",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I-I like, I like parties.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah I guess, a little.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(a little freaked out) So! Umm, anyway I-I lived in New York, someone wildly I guess, for ummWell since I was fourteen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh stop it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Umm look, youre coming on a little strong. But Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why dont we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! You do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right. (Gets up and walks out.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(singing) The sunll come outtomorrow! Betyour bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talki... |
[
{
"content": "No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesnt want to buy my baby! I made that up!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! Why?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldnt be awkward!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Hello!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning. You wanted to see me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay look Mr. Zelner",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. (Motions for him to continue.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh there it is.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats not your regular dry cleaners.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you didnt have to come in with me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes... |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah well, Im sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking around) She mustve left.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So? What-what-what happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should... |
[
{
"content": "My gynecologist tried to kill me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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