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[
{
"content": "Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is Rachel having the baby?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chan... |
[
{
"content": "All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I kn... |
[
{
"content": "Oh you made it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! (Ross is stunned.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! You made it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay is theresome kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! (They walk away from the desk.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Give her some money.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I really think theyre out of rooms.",
"role": "assistant"... |
[
{
"content": "(standing up) Okay. Yknow what? Id have to say I really dont care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem toWhoa! (She starts a contraction) Oh gosh! Whoa!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What-what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, it couldnt hurt to look.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi Julie.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is Rachel. (Points at her.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah it is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats so sweet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Here comes another contraction.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Okay, just breathe.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the clock) Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, you wanna see something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure! What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Um... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thats veryReally very-very okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh yes! Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Oh wait no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Later.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh uh, Im so... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im so glad youre here, but its gonna be a while. I-I wished youd called first.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, whats up?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ma, youre asking me to marry you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom no, come on! Thank you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "N-no! Okay? Weve been through this! Were not gonna get married just because shes pregnant, okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Gimmie! (Takes the ring and puts it in his coat pocket as Rachel enters the hallway.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a bab... |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Hey. Whos that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "New people.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What happened to the Disgustingtons?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you... |
[
{
"content": "Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no, ImIm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just ignore them.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes looking at me.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to him) Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, weve always talked about hav... |
[
{
"content": "Come on you stupid machine! Come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it ate your money?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at her) No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, Ill see you downstairs then.",
"role": "user"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh down please. (The guy tries to reach the button, but cant.) I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it? (She pushes the button.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, its a long story. Its kind of embarrassing. Lets just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. (The guy laughs.) How about you?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah! I-I would like that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah it was.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hands.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. H... |
[
{
"content": "816, thank you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (Starts to exit.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And what is his name?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(coming back for Joey) No! (Grabs Joey and drags him away.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think we found a place.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (They start kissing.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Uh, well dim the lights, dim the lights. (He g... |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, this is it! (Looks in the window.) Oh, thats him! Thats him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Great! Go get him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looks in the window... |
[
{
"content": "Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just three?! Im dilated three!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, yknow what? Im not waiting! Im gonna push this baby out! Im doing it! I mean its what? Three centimeters? Thats gotta be like this! (Holds her hands a couple inches apart.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Actually its more like this. (Pushes her hands to less than an inch a... |
[
{
"content": "Oh for the love of God!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh come on!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Date of birth?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Age?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. And uh, are you married.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(checking the list) Yes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats terrible. Im-Im really sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oooh, wrong answer. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before m... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well then bring her in.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And yet somehow its true!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Squeeze your legs together and cover the babys ears!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(softly) Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh there you go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I get it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh we-we didnt.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No-no. We",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um uhWere-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh well ummwere just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just tell me how.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sid you lucky deaf bastard.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What else? What else?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, well hes 33.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Ah-uh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "A widower.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We could, or we can have sex in it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Does that sound like Janice?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},... |
[
{
"content": "Jan-Janice!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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