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[ { "content": "(on phone) Item J437-A, color", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, whos the guy?", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. (Hands him a picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a dog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th weddi...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I, uh, think you already are.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats my old dog. He passed away years ago.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its out on the island. Its in Massapequa.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, there is an Arbys in the shape of a tee-pee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Ive got the car keys.",...
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So uh, he seems like a nice guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, otherwise Im not going.", "role": "assista...
[ { "content": "Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank youwere so excited", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "WhaWhat?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Can you believe that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, us having to lie about being married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(looking at the check) Unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We love marriage!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I dont think the flash went off.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ill go with you", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so we werent in the ca...
[ { "content": "Open it! Open it! Open it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah baby!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isnt She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, Stevies an old family friend. (Hits Rosss chest)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So would I. You wouldnt think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm. what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Im not you. Th...
[ { "content": "No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hm huh, yeah.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, thats not necessary.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, actually I dont eat", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, fine! Fine! (Takes the oyster and pretends to eat it while dropping it on the floor) Mmmhmmmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why dont you just try one?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ya know if you want to, I can...
[ { "content": "And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I dont know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah. Thats a great story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shhh! I want to hear the rest!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words \"Will you marry me?\"", ...
[ { "content": "And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you better do it now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Oooh I love it!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry...
[ { "content": "Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to sayon behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that ifif in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh thank God.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Lets try something else, lets play a game.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But, lets play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You dont have to put a good spin on everything.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Much less happy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh huh. (Closes door)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?"...
[ { "content": "Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will think about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats all Im askin", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine t...
[ { "content": "Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) You think were being obvious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, were just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "And Ill have all the muffins.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh! Were not talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Finally! Oh. (Sits back in relief.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(He goes into a song and dance number)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. B...
[ { "content": "Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I doso I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.", "role": "assistant" }, { "...
[ { "content": "Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Im gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, double latte, extra foam.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a ...
[ { "content": "(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the Coast Guard.", "role": "assist...
[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! (He joins them in the f...
[ { "content": "Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats kinda nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats kinda a relief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You wanna see if we still have it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "FREE PORN!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have free porn here!!!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Matter of fact, I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't...
[ { "content": "Whats wrong with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.", "role": "assistant" }, ...
[ { "content": "Its a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauted with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] ...

[ { "content": "(on phone) Item J437-A, color", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You do?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(faking starting to cry) Oh God youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sure. Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, whos the guy?", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh Im working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. (Hands him a picture.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Its a dog.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got a present for my parents. Thats so sweet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th weddi...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ha!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah, actually, Im sorry we-we probably should get going.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I, uh, think you already are.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats my old dog. He passed away years ago.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its out on the island. Its in Massapequa.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, there is an Arbys in the shape of a tee-pee.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I got my note cards. (To Chandler) Do you got the presents?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And Ive got the car keys.",...

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So uh, he seems like a nice guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, yeah I like him a lot.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, otherwise Im not going.", "role": "assista...

[ { "content": "Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank youwere so excited", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "WhaWhat?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Can you believe that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, if youre going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, us having to lie about being married.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "...

[ { "content": "Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(looking at the check) Unbelievable!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We love marriage!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I dont think the flash went off.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ill go with you", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I have to go to the bathroom too, but I dont want him complimenting my thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im so we werent in the ca...

[ { "content": "Open it! Open it! Open it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah baby!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isnt She Lovely as I walked down the aisle.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, Stevies an old family friend. (Hits Rosss chest)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So would I. You wouldnt think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm. what are you doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What? Im not you. Th...

[ { "content": "No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hm huh, yeah.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, thats not necessary.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, actually I dont eat", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, fine! Fine! (Takes the oyster and pretends to eat it while dropping it on the floor) Mmmhmmmmm.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why dont you just try one?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doin?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ya know if you want to, I can...

[ { "content": "And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I dont know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah. Thats a great story.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shhh! I want to hear the rest!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words \"Will you marry me?\"", ...

[ { "content": "And the ring, was the size of my fist (makes a fist)!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Then you better do it now.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Why?", "role": "user" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Oooh I love it!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay its time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year Im going to do it.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry...

[ { "content": "Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to sayon behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that ifif in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh thank God.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Lets try something else, lets play a game.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But, lets play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God! Oh my God!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isnt perfect? Everything isnt magical? Everything isnt a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You dont have to put a good spin on everything.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Much less happy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh huh. (Closes door)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "and then, we couldve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?"...

[ { "content": "Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldnt get messed up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I will think about it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thats all Im askin", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on.", "role": "user" }...

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, Im in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine t...

[ { "content": "Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) You think were being obvious?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No, were just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. (Out of the sides of their mouths.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "And Ill have all the muffins.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shhh! Were not talking.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. Finally! Oh. (Sits back in relief.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(He goes into a song and dance number)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(finishing installing the Milk Master 2000) Wow, it is easy. (Starts to poor the milk) Now, I can have milk everyday.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I guess it is. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (Smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. B...

[ { "content": "Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I doso I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.", "role": "assistant" }, { "...

[ { "content": "Well, there are so many things, its hard to pick just one.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Im gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh, double latte, extra foam.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And a ...

[ { "content": "(drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because hes got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That is the Coast Guard.", "role": "assist...

[ { "content": "(entering) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All right! (He joins them in the f...

[ { "content": "Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I think youre right.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "All right, ready?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Two.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats kinda nice.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, thats kinda a relief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You wanna see if we still have it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "FREE PORN!!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "We have free porn here!!!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Right.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Matter of fact, I do.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you serious?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't...

[ { "content": "Whats wrong with you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.", "role": "assistant" }, ...

[ { "content": "Its a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First theres a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauted with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like somethings wrong.] ...