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[
{
"content": "Somebody went to college. Wow. (Cliff gets uncomfortable) What is it? Im sorry. (She moves her arm, which was resting on the same pillow his leg is.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Ill get it. (She gets up and grabs a spoon.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Relax, its not like were forking.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesnt she want to come out?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God. Okay. (Another woman enters.) Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? This one is. (Eats another spoonful of pudding as Cliff sees something on TV.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Rachels having her baby!! (Phoebe turns and looks at him.) Which is of no interest to me, Im a neurologist.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Okay. IOkay ummthisI-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to... |
[
{
"content": "Me neither.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "3-2-1 oh!!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sweetie youre doing great.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? You do? You do? (Looks) Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dont say, \"Oh my God!\" Oh my God what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is that?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Go!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, I cant!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes you can!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I cant!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Lets go!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I ca... |
[
{
"content": "(from the floor) Keep pushing!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh shesshes perfect.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh its okay. Theyre just-theyre just wrapping her up.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Well be careful with her,... |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me. (The baby cries.) I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, shes looking at me. Hi! I know you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, not yet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello baby girl.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can we come in?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come in.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There she is!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, shes so beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Whats the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "That was amazing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And if not, we got... |
[
{
"content": "Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well then he gets a divorce, its Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well ThatsyknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be thethe beginning of some... |
[
{
"content": "Whos this little guy? (Gasps when he sees Aaron.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no. No.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh. (Ross takes off his coat and sets in on a chair.) Yknow what I was, I was thinking about?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ummthat ... |
[
{
"content": "Is she in there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at Emma!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Itsits complicated okay?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What is it? Hey!",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "You dont have to worry about that okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? Theyre right on that chair under Rosss coat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So uhI guess we shouldmake it official huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh Look Rach(Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "He pulled a quarter out of my ear!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Aunt Liddys coming? That means we get five dollars each!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. Wow.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know, I still need to talk to you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "Isnt she beautiful?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What about Ben?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yay! Its so exciting! Wow, you couldve... |
[
{
"content": "Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you all right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uhh I think I just got engaged.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! He did it?",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": "Dad, what are you doing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It cant be me, Im standing right here.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Ross) Were not peeking? (Follows him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello sir, you know Monica.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey uh, is it okay to come in?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Of course! Oh Joey, this ring Iits beautiful I love it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(watching) Yowsa! (Looks away.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dear Lord.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry honey, what were you saying?",... |
[
{
"content": "(To God) Are you kidding me?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I dont know! Maybe shes crazy! (Storms out.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey! Wait up!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Congratulations! I didnt want to say anything in front of Joey cause I didnt know if he knew yet.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What, that we had a baby? Come ... |
[
{
"content": "Look, we cant stay in here forever.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to... |
[
{
"content": "I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasnt for fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It wasnt fun?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) Why? Why-why-would youWh-why (To Mr. Geller) Look, I just dont want you to think that were anima... |
[
{
"content": "The truth is, Dad, were-were trying.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Daddy?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats funny, this conversations how I got the bullet hole in my head.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I dont feel good right now.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. I need to tell you something.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey asked me marry him.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "You still havent told Rachel you werent really proposing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, you have to tell her whats going on! And what did it lo... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Surprised?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I umI did... |
[
{
"content": "Joey proposed to you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can come back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes ... |
[
{
"content": "Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, step up! I proposed.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe youre not going to propose!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Im not going to rush into anything... |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thank you. (The nurse exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh wow, this feels weird.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good weird?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wonderful weird.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "Wh-whats that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "And you told Phoebe you were engaged.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry, what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When you thought Joey proposed diddid you say yes?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You said youd marry Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So you said yes to ... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No they ran out of \"Its a girl\" but I can fix this one, (She writes \"not\" in between its and a) See?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at ... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe did the signs!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh you guys thanks for doing this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look at all the stuff people sent!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Ah! (Sees a big stuffed gorilla) Oh my gosh theres some... |
[
{
"content": "Walter (nods).",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shes just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(enters from the bed room) Okay I put mos... |
[
{
"content": "I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Im sorry mummys so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh. Shhh! Go back to sleep",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Breaks your heart doesnt it",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It really does how long do you think we have to stay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yep.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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