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[ { "content": "(not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.", ...
[ { "content": "Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yep, can you believe it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Im gonna go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give me the bag.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, look, I dont know what e...
[ { "content": "You ducked!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry! It was a reflex!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god, this really hurts!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to...
[ { "content": "Try feeding her again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I already fed her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, thats why I said again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she want...
[ { "content": "Okay whats up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?", "role": "assis...
[ { "content": "Umm maam, do you have a minute? (She points for him to come in) I kind of have some bad news. I dont think I can move to Tulsa.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, aint that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright (he sits down). See, heres the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she wont go. See, me, I love Tulsa! Tulsa is heaven! Tulsa is ItalyPlease dont make me go there!", "role...
[ { "content": "No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)", "...
[ { "content": "Hey, so how is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I broke my thumb.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your thumb? Thats weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure youre punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel ter...
[ { "content": "Oh my God! How long has she been crying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About a week and a half.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monic...
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swin...
[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.",...
[ { "content": "Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.", ...
[ { "content": "(Enters) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got good news!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I have news. You don'...
[ { "content": "So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. I can't be away from you for that long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "(On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dr. Wiener.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, you can't call pe...
[ { "content": "(Enters) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) O...
[ { "content": "Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... (Looks through his address book) There's no guy in there!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what she's talking about.", "role"...
[ { "content": "MIKE!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Checks him out) Okay! (Walks over to his table and sits down with him)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Atta boy!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, look...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Laughs) From school.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Mike, 'attorney at law'!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's so sweet. Find anythi...
[ { "content": "Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thanks doctor.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You even have to ask?! (He grabs a lollypop out of a jar) (Sees Rachel) (To Rachel) He is alive!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Please, we're trying to have a conversation. (Pushes the wine glass closer to Mary Ellen.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you not know each other?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of game...
[ { "content": "What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.", "role": "ass...
[ { "content": "(To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!", "role": "...
[ { "content": "(To Mary Ellen) You're leaving too?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Good night!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right. (Pause) Maybe I shouldn't go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Nancy told me about this job ...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was the pediatrician?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You promised you wouldn't say anything."...
[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Why did you go along with that?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Prove it.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhuh.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Walks In)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Mike) Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at this. My two best friends!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "With the circus? He's behind the elephant.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am a single parent.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hmm, yeah. (To a random boy in the waiting room) Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, I helped you find Waldo!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(Enters) Oh good, you haven't left yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where have you been?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...
[ { "content": "(On cell phone) Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(On the phone with Chandler) Double promise? Call me when you land.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I talk now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye. (He hangs up the phone.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey?", "role": "assistant" ...
[ { "content": "Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa (starts crying)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry I didn't catch.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh Ross Geller", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "do you have a compact in your purse?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes to cry) No", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "you look great.", ...
[ { "content": "", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?...
[ { "content": "hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "that would've been better, I'll try that Hi I'm Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(turns round) gesundheit", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "really, great, did I actually ask you?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(turns round again) seriously Gunther you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE! (Gunther looks scared)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "so how'd the date go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So he hasn't called?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "would you call this girl? (Puts o...
[ { "content": "yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "do you have any cake?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(bends down to see and the cactus pricks him in the ass) AWCH! That's why.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm Ross, Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) No", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Damn super cuts!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis--vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alright heres something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.", ...

[ { "content": "Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? (He puts a bag with diapers in it on the counter.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yep, can you believe it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Im gonna go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Give me the bag.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, look, I dont know what e...

[ { "content": "You ducked!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im sorry! It was a reflex!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh my god, this really hurts!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I couldnt help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! (He goes to...

[ { "content": "Try feeding her again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I already fed her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know, thats why I said again!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she want...

[ { "content": "Okay whats up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?", "role": "assis...

[ { "content": "Umm maam, do you have a minute? (She points for him to come in) I kind of have some bad news. I dont think I can move to Tulsa.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, aint that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright (he sits down). See, heres the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she wont go. See, me, I love Tulsa! Tulsa is heaven! Tulsa is ItalyPlease dont make me go there!", "role...

[ { "content": "No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)", "...

[ { "content": "Hey, so how is it?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I broke my thumb.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your thumb? Thats weird. (Makes a fist.) You sure youre punching right? Make a fist. (Ross just looks at him with his thumb in a cast.) Maybe later. Ross I feel ter...

[ { "content": "Oh my God! How long has she been crying?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "About a week and a half.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monic...

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Heeeeey, where have you been? (He shows her his thumb) What happened to you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swin...

[ { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.",...

[ { "content": "Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.", ...

[ { "content": "(Enters) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I've got good news!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, I have news. You don'...

[ { "content": "So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. I can't be away from you for that long.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "(On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dr. Wiener.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach, you can't call pe...

[ { "content": "(Enters) Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) O...

[ { "content": "Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... (Looks through his address book) There's no guy in there!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know what she's talking about.", "role"...

[ { "content": "MIKE!!!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Checks him out) Okay! (Walks over to his table and sits down with him)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Atta boy!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, look...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Laughs) From school.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Mike, 'attorney at law'!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's so sweet. Find anythi...

[ { "content": "Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thanks doctor.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You even have to ask?! (He grabs a lollypop out of a jar) (Sees Rachel) (To Rachel) He is alive!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Please, we're trying to have a conversation. (Pushes the wine glass closer to Mary Ellen.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What?!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do you not know each other?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of game...

[ { "content": "What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.", "role": "ass...

[ { "content": "(To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!", "role": "...

[ { "content": "(To Mary Ellen) You're leaving too?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Good night!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're right. (Pause) Maybe I shouldn't go.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So Nancy told me about this job ...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How was the pediatrician?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, I really liked him. (Looks at Ross) Yeah, it was really, really, really good.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You promised you wouldn't say anything."...

[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Why did you go along with that?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Prove it.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhuh.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Walks In)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(To Mike) Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look at this. My two best friends!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "With the circus? He's behind the elephant.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I am a single parent.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hmm, yeah. (To a random boy in the waiting room) Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, I helped you find Waldo!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(Enters) Oh good, you haven't left yet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Where have you been?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": ...

[ { "content": "(On cell phone) Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(On the phone with Chandler) Double promise? Call me when you land.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can I talk now?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Okay, bye. (He hangs up the phone.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joey?", "role": "assistant" ...

[ { "content": "Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa (starts crying)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry I didn't catch.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh Ross Geller", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "do you have a compact in your purse?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(goes to cry) No", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "you look great.", ...

[ { "content": "", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?...

[ { "content": "hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "that would've been better, I'll try that Hi I'm Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(turns round) gesundheit", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "really, great, did I actually ask you?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(turns round again) seriously Gunther you should see someone about that cold, if it gets much worse you could DIE! (Gunther looks scared)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "so how'd the date go?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So he hasn't called?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "would you call this girl? (Puts o...

[ { "content": "yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "do you have any cake?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(bends down to see and the cactus pricks him in the ass) AWCH! That's why.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm Ross, Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) No", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Damn super cuts!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis--vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.", "role": "assistant" } ]