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[ { "content": "WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the ...
[ { "content": "Hello", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooooooooo!", "role": "assis...
[ { "content": "well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.", "role": "assist...
[ { "content": "so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "", "role": "...
[ { "content": "It's open.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing ...
[ { "content": "Uh huh yeah (stands up) there's just something umm, there's something you should know (Pause) Vicrum just called.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How could you not remember that we slept together?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I dunno!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": ".and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "yeah well (pause) yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "ok I can't do this.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's m...
[ { "content": "so you don't think I'm a total freak", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again (they get closer to kiss and Phoebe pulls back) and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(They kiss and the phone rings and machine picks it up, its Ross putting on an accent pretending to be Vicrum) This is Vicrum.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi honey I'm home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "oh it was great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clo...
[ { "content": "(looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh hey you guys, I couldnt get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thursday? But thats Halloween.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "Good morning everyone, its nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? (colleague raises hand) Yes, Ken is it?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(laughs) Well, dont believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, thats true. Alright, lets get started, by take a look at last quarters figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I cant remember why. (to everyone", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright, lolook. I dont smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, its fine. (everyone lights up) So you all smoke then? Thats almost rude, that Im not.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(loud) Ken, please! No, I cant, I cant smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I always liked you, Ken. (takes a cigarette)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(from outside) Trick or treat! (Its obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening the door) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, and treat it is. (Monicas breasts.)", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "Alright, well just, uh, see when you get here. Bye. (hangs up) Huh, that was my mom, shes stuck in terrible traffic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well thats now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, what were th...
[ { "content": "Where is everyone? Theyre forty minutes late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, u-uch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about me, h...
[ { "content": "Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their arrival is in the offing.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, theyre comin, were waitin right here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joseph! (to waiter) Thou neednt worry, they shant be long.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "One really does have a stick up ones ass. Doesnt one?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, its chilling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I messed up, it was a meeting, everybody was smoking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what? Dont you have any will po...
[ { "content": "Okay, well the ??? is not home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Uch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, I cant, I cant wait that ...
[ { "content": "Maybe we should just eat now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wha-a how about this", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "But it happens? (waiter leaves) Im gotta go to the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you cant go. No-no-no, I cant hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you ask me to stay, Ill pee. (leaves)", ...
[ { "content": "Okay, fine, Ill move. Alright, you dont have to manhandle me. (gets up) Where? (he points at a smaller table) Okay. Thank you. Wach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns le...
[ { "content": "Spend more time with the tie. Thatll make a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I cant do this. I cant make luv to you while were fighting this way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sure, now youre Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex rig...
[ { "content": "Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, youre okay. Im so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great. So lets get going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no. I mean it. After what just ha...
[ { "content": "Somehow over time it got easier to be apart from you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Uhh. You are welcome.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? Lets not talk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But...
[ { "content": "Well, I guess theyre not coming. You wanna just order?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Tomato tart and which of the pastas would you recommend?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Both it is, thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so sorry", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got locked out of the apartment, we", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a great storycan I eat it?", "r...
[ { "content": "Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! (runs after the waiter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, cmon, Emma is fine. Youre turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yguys ever heard the story about wh...
[ { "content": "So, Im, Im probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do, do you gonna do it now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We don...
[ { "content": "Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey! Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thats the best birthday ever.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(picking up the telephone, answering it with a frog in his throat) Hello? (he clears his throat, but he still has the same frog in his throat when he speaks again) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and then realises she can't open it with one hand, but doesn't want to let go of Mike's hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch,...
[ { "content": "(in a flash she answers) Maybe not, is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(really surprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh no, I want to.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It really is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a \"yeah, yeah, yeah\" way.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes t...
[ { "content": "And she's a little mannish...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh my God! David!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Who cares, it got you here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A-Allright, well... I'll call the cab company.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe he didn't give you a chance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He said", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well... That ha...
[ { "content": "(angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Heeeeeey!", "r...
[ { "content": "Sandy, that's exactly what it is...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you gay? (Rachel turns to Ross in an embarrassed way)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that's pretty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(on a yeah, right tone) Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't tr...
[ { "content": "(whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a \"whatever\" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oooh... *I really can't hear what she says* come here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gotta be at least bi...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "Oof...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, wait, wait!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, I should have told you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I am happy.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well... but David, just... I just want you to know that... that... you know... telling you this... is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(enters singing) Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plane, STOP IT! Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 7 o clock maybe I'll hit the gym (sits down) who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica", "role": "user" }, { "content": "", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. (She hugs him, and she knows what he was doing so she looks at the ...

[ { "content": "Hello", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nooooooooo!", "role": "assis...

[ { "content": "well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.", "role": "assist...

[ { "content": "so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "", "role": "...

[ { "content": "It's open.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! (She dances around with happiness)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YAY! (He continues the happiness with her by dancing ...

[ { "content": "Uh huh yeah (stands up) there's just something umm, there's something you should know (Pause) Vicrum just called.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How could you not remember that we slept together?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I dunno!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": ".and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "yeah well (pause) yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "ok I can't do this.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's m...

[ { "content": "so you don't think I'm a total freak", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again (they get closer to kiss and Phoebe pulls back) and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(They kiss and the phone rings and machine picks it up, its Ross putting on an accent pretending to be Vicrum) This is Vicrum.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi honey I'm home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "oh it was great.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clo...

[ { "content": "(looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh hey you guys, I couldnt get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thursday? But thats Halloween.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So?", "role": "assistant" }, { "co...

[ { "content": "Good morning everyone, its nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? (colleague raises hand) Yes, Ken is it?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(laughs) Well, dont believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, thats true. Alright, lets get started, by take a look at last quarters figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I cant remember why. (to everyone", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright, lolook. I dont smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, its fine. (everyone lights up) So you all smoke then? Thats almost rude, that Im not.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(loud) Ken, please! No, I cant, I cant smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I always liked you, Ken. (takes a cigarette)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(from outside) Trick or treat! (Its obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(opening the door) Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, and treat it is. (Monicas breasts.)", "role": "user" }, { "cont...

[ { "content": "Alright, well just, uh, see when you get here. Bye. (hangs up) Huh, that was my mom, shes stuck in terrible traffic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, well thats now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, what were th...

[ { "content": "Where is everyone? Theyre forty minutes late.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know, u-uch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Im starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about me, h...

[ { "content": "Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their arrival is in the offing.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, theyre comin, were waitin right here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joseph! (to waiter) Thou neednt worry, they shant be long.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "One really does have a stick up ones ass. Doesnt one?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, its chilling.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I messed up, it was a meeting, everybody was smoking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So what? Dont you have any will po...

[ { "content": "Okay, well the ??? is not home.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No. Uch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, I cant, I cant wait that ...

[ { "content": "Maybe we should just eat now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wha-a how about this", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "But it happens? (waiter leaves) Im gotta go to the bathroom.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, you cant go. No-no-no, I cant hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you ask me to stay, Ill pee. (leaves)", ...

[ { "content": "Okay, fine, Ill move. Alright, you dont have to manhandle me. (gets up) Where? (he points at a smaller table) Okay. Thank you. Wach.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns le...

[ { "content": "Spend more time with the tie. Thatll make a baby.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Look, I cant do this. I cant make luv to you while were fighting this way.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh sure, now youre Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex rig...

[ { "content": "Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, youre okay. Im so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Great. So lets get going?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no. I mean it. After what just ha...

[ { "content": "Somehow over time it got easier to be apart from you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Uhh. You are welcome.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You know what? Lets not talk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "But...

[ { "content": "Well, I guess theyre not coming. You wanna just order?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Tomato tart and which of the pastas would you recommend?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Both it is, thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Im so sorry", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got locked out of the apartment, we", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thats a great storycan I eat it?", "r...

[ { "content": "Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! (runs after the waiter)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rach, cmon, Emma is fine. Youre turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yguys ever heard the story about wh...

[ { "content": "So, Im, Im probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Do, do you gonna do it now?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We don...

[ { "content": "Nah, just me. All alone. (all the food is served) Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey! Joey.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thats the best birthday ever.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(picking up the telephone, answering it with a frog in his throat) Hello? (he clears his throat, but he still has the same frog in his throat when he speaks again) Hello?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!", "role": "user" }, ...

[ { "content": "I know! (Phoebe picks up a little packet of sugar, shakes it, and then realises she can't open it with one hand, but doesn't want to let go of Mike's hand. She tries to tear open the packet with one hand.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch,...

[ { "content": "(in a flash she answers) Maybe not, is it?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(impatient) I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(really surprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh no, I want to.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. (Both Phoebe and Mike look really proud.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It really is.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a \"yeah, yeah, yeah\" way.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okidoki! (and she slams the door in the nanny's face while Ross crumples up the application form) Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes t...

[ { "content": "And she's a little mannish...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasps) Oh my God! David!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Who cares, it got you here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A-Allright, well... I'll call the cab company.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Maybe he didn't give you a chance.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "He said", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, well... That ha...

[ { "content": "(angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Heeeeeey!", "r...

[ { "content": "Sandy, that's exactly what it is...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are you gay? (Rachel turns to Ross in an embarrassed way)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ross!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that's pretty.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(skeptic) So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(on a yeah, right tone) Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, that would be great! (Sandy leaves for Emma's room) I love him, I love him, I love him...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't tr...

[ { "content": "(whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a \"whatever\" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You gotta be at least bi...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.", "role": "assistant" }, { "cont...

[ { "content": "Oof...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, wait, wait!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no, it's not that. (they go sit on the couch) Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, I should have told you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm sorry.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I am happy.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well... but David, just... I just want you to know that... that... you know... telling you this... is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.", "role": "user" } ]