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[
{
"content": "Of course, yeah.(they hug and Phoebe sighs... a little after that also David sighs and makes his way to the door) You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a tearful voice) Oh... Oh boy... (she turns around and sees Ross) Hi...",
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},
{
"content": "(very worried) Is everything allright?",
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},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he prop... |
[
{
"content": "I can't... I can't hear it again.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a \"why do you say that\" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no. No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I think that's great!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, no, no... It's not... it's not... i'ts not as bad as it looks... really. I was just saying goodbye to an old friend.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well, yeah...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well... guys?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Allright! Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? Sounded like Three Blind Mice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Noooo... Three Blind Mice goes like this... (he puts his fingers in position on the r... |
[
{
"content": "Me! I'm up for puppets!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay... How exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. (and makes a \"there\" nod to Ross)",
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},
{
"content": "(shakes his head) Oh my God!",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was kind of rude!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'm sorry. Please apologise to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, he was just doing his job...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, you know wha... |
[
{
"content": "(kind of emotional) I am learning so much from you.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Here goes...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. (Ross walks to the couch where Sandy sits)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sandy... Hi, we uhm... we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...",
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},
{
"content": "(from behind the bedroom door) YOU! You feel!",
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},
{
"content": "I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sor... |
[
{
"content": "(from bedroom) Oh, damn you Geller!",
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},
{
"content": "Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why... I... I don't know. (Sandy tilts his head again) Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from the bedroom) Huh ha ha!",
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},
{
"content": "I play squash...! Anyway, uhm... I uhm... |
[
{
"content": "It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... \"What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "I know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here come some more...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! You blow my mind...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aaahh... How much do I owe you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's like the cheapest college ever.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But yo... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How come?",
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},
{
"content": "Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I sh... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sarcastically) Really? That hadn't occurred to me.",... |
[
{
"content": "I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind o... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi I'm Joey. This is Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "mmm That's enough about you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Is there anything we should know about the apartment?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit ... |
[
{
"content": "I'm wearing pantyhose!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, so... They gotta die someday. (Mike's parents walk in) HELLO!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a very posh accent) Theodore... Bitsy... What a delight!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And you... Your home is lovely.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Holy crap!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, try and stop me!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(no accent) I'm trying to get your parents to like me.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(accent) Got it! It... It's hard to stop...",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "(no accent) Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are received) which was okay, that was... |
[
{
"content": "God! God! This is not going well.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah I bet! Look out! (Phoebe punches Theodore right in the stomach)",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God, are you okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm so sorry!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I really, really am sorry.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents before...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.",
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}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? (sighs) Well, we know I'm gonna watch it. (Chandler moves to put the tape in the VCR and Joey enters the apartment)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey dude, what's up?",
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or m... |
[
{
"content": "...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Pervert Parade?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, Ode To A Pubic Hair?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God! Is that veal?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn star!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah... The woman you what?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love you too...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I had a great time. (accent) It was really top drawer. And here's something rich",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo 'vette.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So fellas",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "fellas",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah!",
"role": "assistant"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Q... |
[
{
"content": "Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo hoo! TV announcer",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on m... |
[
{
"content": "What are you going to do?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said \"Everyone has to be there at 6",
"role": "assistan... |
[
{
"content": "A lot of people are thankful for those. < knock on door>",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who is it?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hide my rings.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um... hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aw.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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