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[
{
"content": "I haven't seen you in like.. a year.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "mh hmm..",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh.... its Emma.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Amy.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Amy, you remember Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure, we don't live there but...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "God she is unbelievable.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.",
"role": "user"
}... |
[
{
"content": "What? What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't say that.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Amy, don't cry Amy. Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure, you want to go upstairs?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look I kno... |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Pheebs, I still need some help here",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh we just put her down for a nap.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats a great movie. <she claps>",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emma.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "PHOE-BE.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>",
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believ... |
[
{
"content": "Monica is Ross' sister.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well actually...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Actually what?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah he's lying. He looked down.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun ... |
[
{
"content": "Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok. So if we both had Em... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so res... |
[
{
"content": "It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency... |
[
{
"content": "No! Nothing with a raccoon.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Arg... Alright, I'll take care of it. <throws hands out in the air>",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh wait.. What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Setting the table.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh how nice. Maybe later w... |
[
{
"content": "Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
... |
[
{
"content": "UCHH! <much louder and longer then Amy's>",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? What carrer?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Emma.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "ooh oooh..",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "uh huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You take that back.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Take it back!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Heey man, I work out.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do pilates.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bring it on!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did you just push me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ew! Gross.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right ... |
[
{
"content": "Mon, I'm so sorry.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "By the way, that fight was totally arousing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah? Well thanks.",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Are you okay Mon?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's all right. You can mourn.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Actually its not pies, its just pie.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh... |
[
{
"content": "Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She needs changing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nope...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Broke them all, huh?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yep...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You gonna tell he... |
[
{
"content": "Yep. That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn. Single are ya?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler Bing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. How come you're answering your own phone? Where's your crazy assistant?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's up Joe?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, what have we always wanted to do together?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, no. When you get home... |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey just called. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really? But tomorrow night is the only night I get off from the restaurant. If you go to the game, we won't hav... |
[
{
"content": "Wow! (pause) Wow, You look . . . uh . . . It's just, ah . . . That dress . . . uh . . .",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, well, they're good. It's been a while since I've seen yo... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh. Girl's night out indeed.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(to Ross) Ok. So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anythin... |
[
{
"content": "So . . . Welcome.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I got bottled breast milk.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (They sit.) So, um, Phoebe tells me you, ah, you play piano.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, I, I used to, ah, play keyboards in college.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Um . . . ah . . . you know, I'm divorced. Um, Phoebe, ah . . . Phoebe said you . . . You've been divorced?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) That's okay. We'll talk about (pause) something else. (They pause. They drink.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah? (Mike nods. Another pause.) Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Welcome home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.) Oh well, look at you.",
"role": "user"
},
{... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How come the door's locked?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just a second.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(hushed) No, no, no, no, no. Joey can't know that I'm here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why not?",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "What are you . .. (He sees her in her negligee.) Why are you dressed like that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, because, um . . . well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days. So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Cheers. (She clinks his glass and pulls back.) Okay, buh-bye. (She closes the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know, it's funny. I've been, ah, practicing the art of seduction myself. (He raises his hands in front of himself, sticks out his behind, and wiggles it.) Hi ... |
[
{
"content": "It's Joey. (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.) Hey Joe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dude, come home!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What? Why?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "COME . . . HOME.",
"role": "user"
}... |
[
{
"content": "All right look. (He walks to the hallway.) If you can't come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "NO!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(outside the apartment door) I just heard him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Shouldn't the pizza be here by now? I mean, they said thirty minutes or less. Well, how long has it been?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do. I do. Although, it's actually a lager.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't know. We could look it up.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God. Remember the girls' nights we used to have sitting around talking about you and Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God. It seems like forever ago.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know. (sighs) So, what's going on with you and Ross?",
"role": "as... |
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