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[ { "content": "Oh. (to Phoebe) Should we send them something back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oooh. Let's do. Let's send them mashed potatoes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Wait! No, no. Don't do that! That's going to make them think they can come over here.", "rol...
[ { "content": "Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking \"Did you hear yourself?\") I...
[ { "content": "I'm just going to wait for a little while.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Scary pigeon's back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's huge.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my God. I can't believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building. Ida Green? No sense of personal space? Kind of smells like chicken? Looks like a potato.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's my bubby!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah. . . I'm sorry. We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys. I, I have a boyfriend.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know. He was cute, and he liked me. It was an impulse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about Ross? What about your moment? Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, because I know exactly how the conversation's go...
[ { "content": "So soon?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay. Well, thanks, ah, thanks for the beer.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah yeah. Good times.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me. Listen, is um, is Ross near you?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, you have to go back in.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm so sorry honey, but, okay, Rachel gave this guy her number and, um, she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone. So, you have to intercept all his calls.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Rachel) He says he can't do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh give me , , , (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.) Hi, Mike? Hi. Listen. I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what? If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want. Seriously, I'm talking dirty st...
[ { "content": "(knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike. Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Uh, hi.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.) Why? (He starts to lower his arm.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(whining) But you left.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Wow! That didn't take long. I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(gasp) Chandler! You're home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you saying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey said that you're in here with another man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that. (She slaps Chandler.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All...
[ { "content": "(To Monica) What is he doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(emerging) Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Maybe you should look up \"fascinating.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(takes the phone, but speaks to Mike) I don't understand what just happened here.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know . . . I didn't think you'd understand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? You think I'm too dumb to unde...
[ { "content": "Where are you going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Game's tomorrow night Joe.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh God. (He hugs Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh . . .", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. So, what did you guys do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you know . . . we just drank some beer and Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(pause) Well, good bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That was fun Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. That was fun. (She and Mike exit.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See you guys. (She closes the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, lock the door. Lock the door, seriously.", ...
[ { "content": "Oh, around 8", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Then, again at 9", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello. (listens) Ah, no, she's not here right now. Can I take a message? (grabs a pad and pen) Bill from the bar? (writes) Okay, \"Bill from the bar.\" I'll make sure she gets your number.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Aaah. (She goes to tend Emma.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, ah . . . So, how was it? Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was so much fun. It felt so good to be out.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...
[ { "content": "Hey you guys. (He sits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. I'll be right back. I've got to go to the bathroom. (She rises and exits.)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, \"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(impressed) Wow, that was great! You rea...
[ { "content": "All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's no call (he takes it off) for writing \"Screw you, Mr. Bing!\" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey. Where've you been?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me...
[ { "content": "Haha, no thanks!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.", "role": "ass...
[ { "content": "Ooh ooh, we have a live one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's a Macy's bag!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, who's it for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) \"Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Rach, these are for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OK, Pheebs, your turn.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "They're ribbed for your pleasure.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Ben.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here, Santa?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave.", "ro...
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Santa? Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, is that okay?", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Did I not tell anyone about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah. Thanks.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(simultaneous to the others) Ble-blah-blar Blargh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wendy? -- That so...
[ { "content": "(simultaneous to the others) Blah blargah, blar-blab.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(hanging up the phone) The wife says \"Hi!\".", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm happily married.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Right. So, I'm sorry...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...
[ { "content": "(breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This doesn't feel weird!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're a really good kis...
[ { "content": "Wow! You are really fast!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're gonna see each other naked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, we weren't that close anyway!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh! (They start making out again)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goo...
[ { "content": "I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.", "role": "assistan...
[ { "content": "Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, you work for that.", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "(opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? You're not gonna return it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not this second!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(at the window) Hey l...
[ { "content": "Oh wow, it's so beautiful...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, it really is!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "\"Wendy\" is a fat girl name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aren't we done with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?", "role": "ass...
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my god...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.", "role"...
[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hey...", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(reading off his card) \"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.\" -- How did you know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I... thought it was a timely start to thi...
[ { "content": "Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks....
[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I...
[ { "content": "(To Gunther who comes over with coffee and a muffin) Thank you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you want I could loan you some money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends. No...
[ { "content": "Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her ...
[ { "content": "(Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How lo...

[ { "content": "Oh. (to Phoebe) Should we send them something back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oooh. Let's do. Let's send them mashed potatoes.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No! Wait! No, no. Don't do that! That's going to make them think they can come over here.", "rol...

[ { "content": "Chandler, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him? (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking \"Did you hear yourself?\") I...

[ { "content": "I'm just going to wait for a little while.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Scary pigeon's back?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's huge.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my God. I can't believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building. Ida Green? No sense of personal space? Kind of smells like chicken? Looks like a potato.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's my bubby!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah. . . I'm sorry. We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys. I, I have a boyfriend.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know. He was cute, and he liked me. It was an impulse.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What about Ross? What about your moment? Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, because I know exactly how the conversation's go...

[ { "content": "So soon?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay. Well, thanks, ah, thanks for the beer.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah yeah. Good times.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me. Listen, is um, is Ross near you?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, you have to go back in.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm so sorry honey, but, okay, Rachel gave this guy her number and, um, she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone. So, you have to intercept all his calls.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Rachel) He says he can't do that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh give me , , , (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.) Hi, Mike? Hi. Listen. I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what? If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want. Seriously, I'm talking dirty st...

[ { "content": "(knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike. Bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Uh, hi.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.) Why? (He starts to lower his arm.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(whining) But you left.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Wow! That didn't take long. I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(pause) Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(gasp) Chandler! You're home!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you saying?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey said that you're in here with another man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that. (She slaps Chandler.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "All...

[ { "content": "(To Monica) What is he doing?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(emerging) Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Maybe you should look up \"fascinating.\"", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(takes the phone, but speaks to Mike) I don't understand what just happened here.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What's going on?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm sorry. I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know . . . I didn't think you'd understand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? You think I'm too dumb to unde...

[ { "content": "Where are you going?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Game's tomorrow night Joe.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh God. (He hugs Rachel)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh . . .", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. So, what did you guys do?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, you know . . . we just drank some beer and Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(pause) Well, good bye.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That was fun Pheebs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know. That was fun. (She and Mike exit.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "See you guys. (She closes the door.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel, lock the door. Lock the door, seriously.", ...

[ { "content": "Oh, around 8", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Then, again at 9", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello. (listens) Ah, no, she's not here right now. Can I take a message? (grabs a pad and pen) Bill from the bar? (writes) Okay, \"Bill from the bar.\" I'll make sure she gets your number.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Aaah. (She goes to tend Emma.)", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So, ah . . . So, how was it? Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, it was so much fun. It felt so good to be out.", "role": "assistant" }, { ...

[ { "content": "Hey you guys. (He sits.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. I'll be right back. I've got to go to the bathroom. (She rises and exits.)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, \"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!\"", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(impressed) Wow, that was great! You rea...

[ { "content": "All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call (he takes it off) for writing \"Screw you, Mr. Bing!\" on the back of my chair! (he looks at it) -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey. Where've you been?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(to the others) You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me...

[ { "content": "Haha, no thanks!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.", "role": "ass...

[ { "content": "Ooh ooh, we have a live one!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh, it's a Macy's bag!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ooh, who's it for?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) \"Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Rach, these are for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "OK, Pheebs, your turn.", "role": ...

[ { "content": "They're ribbed for *your* pleasure.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Come on Ben.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey! (Grunts as Ben hits him at full speed.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here, Santa?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?", "role": "user" }, { "cont...

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) What are you doing?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave.", "ro...

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Santa? Really?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah, is that okay?", "role": "user" }...

[ { "content": "You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door, turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah. Thanks.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(simultaneous to the others) Ble-blah-blar Blargh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wendy? -- That so...

[ { "content": "(simultaneous to the others) Blah blargah, blar-blab.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(hanging up the phone) The wife says \"Hi!\".", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ... (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm *happily* married.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Right. So, I'm sorry...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...

[ { "content": "(breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This doesn't feel weird!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I know.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You're a really good kis...

[ { "content": "Wow! You are really fast!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're gonna see each other naked.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yep!", "role": "user" }, { "con...

[ { "content": "Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eh, we weren't that close anyway!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh! (They start making out again)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goo...

[ { "content": "I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.", "role": "assistan...

[ { "content": "Ohh. (Rubs her fake stomach.)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ehh.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Eh, you work for that.", "role": "us...

[ { "content": "(opens her present from Ross; it's a dark-red scarf) Oohh, I love it!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Really? You're not gonna return it?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, not this second!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(at the window) Hey l...

[ { "content": "Oh wow, it's so beautiful...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Wow, it really is!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "\"Wendy\" is a fat girl name.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Aren't we done with that?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?", "role": "ass...

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my god...", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What are you doing here?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.", "role"...

[ { "content": "(to Chandler) Thank you.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "(to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hey...", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(reading off his card) \"A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.\" -- How did you know?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I... thought it was a timely start to thi...

[ { "content": "Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks....

[ { "content": "Hey!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I...

[ { "content": "(To Gunther who comes over with coffee and a muffin) Thank you!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "If you want I could loan you some money?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends. No...

[ { "content": "Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her ...

[ { "content": "(Flipping through bunch of folders as Chandler enters from bathroom) Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "How lo...