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[ { "content": "That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . (To the guy behind...
[ { "content": "I'm the hell person whose office this is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good one, Rach.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! But I'm a little sha...
[ { "content": "Okay, now. What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, that helps.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, you know what? Don't worry, Pheebs! It usually takes me three takes too! (Off the director's look) Alright, eight.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, no. But let me show you what I can do. \"Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Really? That's great!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "It's funny. When you said \"unpaid\" it sounded like you said \"unpaid.\"", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home naked right now. I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Wait a minute! What do you mean, you're taking over my job?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Alright! Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks! And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach we have a code brown situation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you please, please take care of it for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, but you have to do one sometime.", "role":...
[ { "content": "That's right. You're very cheeky for a temp.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, what department was that? The Jerk department?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, hi Mr. Zelner.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are you planning on flying off to?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(To herself) Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Today.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I said today! See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. So, what did he say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word \"puppy.\" Okay, so he said", "role": "user" }, { "c...
[ { "content": "Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Does the scene) Yes, I did it!!! I nailed it!!! Yay! What's next?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Okay, from the top, people!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Listen. Sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended. They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No, that's illegal. I'm gonna have the labor department down her so fast they won't even...", "role": "assi...
[ { "content": "Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a career from scratch. It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it. Maybe now is not the right time to be starting a family.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?"...
[ { "content": "Alright. Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey, they were popular when I left!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, I should be involved in that, so why don't you get me up to speed?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, no no no no. I see what you're doing here, alright, listen, this is my job buddy. Okay, I've had it for five years, and I know how it works, so why don't you just catch me up!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(Sits down in her chair) Oh god. You've totally messed with the back support of my chair. How do you fix this?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Fine, I will. (Pushes that button thing on the chair that makes it \"collapse\") Alright, fill me in!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course, by that time...
[ { "content": "Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's no...
[ { "content": "Yeah, well, I'm very angry at him, because he slept with me and never called me back.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around here!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yes. Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the presentation. I actually made a few changes, but I think I'm caught up on everything. So ask me anything!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Except that! (Mr. Zelner enters) Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We're all ready for our presentation this afternoon.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What? I can't do that! I have the baby, and Ross is not gonna pick her up for another hour.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation, you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter, and Super Gavin will just fly right along side of him!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I can't, I have a baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Why would you do that?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "That's really nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Then you're not gonna like what's coming. (Starts crying) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, listen Pheebs. I was just talking to the director, and he was thinking, maybe this time you don't hit Drake, you just wait on the tables?", ...
[ { "content": "You faked it? You couldn't have faked it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yes you can. You just make the faces and the noises.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours! Besides, why would you fake it when we're tr...
[ { "content": "Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. So where's Mon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you're not helping?", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "Hey you guys!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly (points to Molly). Molly, Chandler, Joey.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OK, thank you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah, you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, wow, Molly is just great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? You really think she's hot?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are y...
[ { "content": "Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No. It starts with a \"v\" and ends with an \"x\". Helpfully with a \"to\" in the middle.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "(relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "What are those?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Gavin, I just wanted to say thank you again for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. I really owe you an appology.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Well, when we first met, you know, I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious ...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh yeah, I'm jealous. \"Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass\". (Gavin starts looking) Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just \"Tag\". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Would you stop staring at her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wasn't staring. I was leering.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, obvio...
[ { "content": "Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "(to Joey) Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if you didn't go after her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it took us months to find a good nanny and I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away."...
[ { "content": "Hey Mikey", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "To kill Bob??", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh my god, we killed Bob!", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Suzie? (Runs over there to check)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Whazzup??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously dude, 3 years ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?", "role": "assistant...
[ { "content": "Where you going, Joe?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "For a walk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. You mind if I join you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your thoughts? Plural?", "ro...
[ { "content": "Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?", "role": "user" } ]
[ { "content": "Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you \"momma's boy\", starting right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]
[ { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ready for your birthday lunch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and ...

[ { "content": "That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff . (To the guy behind...

[ { "content": "I'm the hell person whose office this is!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Good one, Rach.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yeah! But I'm a little sha...

[ { "content": "Okay, now. What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, that helps.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, you know what? Don't worry, Pheebs! It usually takes me three takes too! (Off the director's look) Alright, eight.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, no. But let me show you what I can do. \"Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Really? That's great!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "It's funny. When you said \"unpaid\" it sounded like you said \"unpaid.\"", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home naked right now. I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Wait a minute! What do you mean, you're taking over my job?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Alright! Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks! And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Excuse me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Rach we have a code brown situation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Can you please, please take care of it for me?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Alright, but you have to do one sometime.", "role":...

[ { "content": "That's right. You're very cheeky for a temp.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, what department was that? The Jerk department?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, hi Mr. Zelner.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are you planning on flying off to?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(To herself) Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Today.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I said today! See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey. So, what did he say?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word \"puppy.\" Okay, so he said", "role": "user" }, { "c...

[ { "content": "Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Does the scene) Yes, I did it!!! I nailed it!!! Yay! What's next?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Okay, from the top, people!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Listen. Sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended. They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? No, that's illegal. I'm gonna have the labor department down her so fast they won't even...", "role": "assi...

[ { "content": "Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a career from scratch. It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it. Maybe now is not the right time to be starting a family.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?"...

[ { "content": "Alright. Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey, they were popular when I left!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, I should be involved in that, so why don't you get me up to speed?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, no no no no. I see what you're doing here, alright, listen, this is my job buddy. Okay, I've had it for five years, and I know how it works, so why don't you just catch me up!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(Sits down in her chair) Oh god. You've totally messed with the back support of my chair. How do you fix this?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Fine, I will. (Pushes that button thing on the chair that makes it \"collapse\") Alright, fill me in!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course, by that time...

[ { "content": "Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Well, it's no...

[ { "content": "Yeah, well, I'm very angry at him, because he slept with me and never called me back.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around here!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yes. Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the presentation. I actually made a few changes, but I think I'm caught up on everything. So ask me anything!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Except that! (Mr. Zelner enters) Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We're all ready for our presentation this afternoon.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What? I can't do that! I have the baby, and Ross is not gonna pick her up for another hour.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation, you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter, and Super Gavin will just fly right along side of him!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I can't, I have a baby.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Why would you do that?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "That's really nice.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Then you're not gonna like what's coming. (Starts crying) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey, listen Pheebs. I was just talking to the director, and he was thinking, maybe this time you don't hit Drake, you just wait on the tables?", ...

[ { "content": "You faked it? You couldn't have faked it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh yes you can. You just make the faces and the noises.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours! Besides, why would you fake it when we're tr...

[ { "content": "Hey", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Hey. So where's Mon?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "And you're not helping?", "role": "user" ...

[ { "content": "Hey you guys!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly (points to Molly). Molly, Chandler, Joey.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OK, thank you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah, you too.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, wow, Molly is just great!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What? You really think she's hot?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Are y...

[ { "content": "Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No. It starts with a \"v\" and ends with an \"x\". Helpfully with a \"to\" in the middle.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "(relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "What are those?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Gavin, I just wanted to say thank you again for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. I really owe you an appology.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Well, when we first met, you know, I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious ...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hello. (to Gavin) But you know what, hey, new day, new leaf, I am just really really happy ... (sees Gavin staring at Heather) I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh yeah, I'm jealous. \"Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass\". (Gavin starts looking) Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just \"Tag\". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Sure.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Would you stop staring at her?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wasn't staring. I was leering.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah, obvio...

[ { "content": "Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "(to Joey) Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if you didn't go after her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why not?", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Because it took us months to find a good nanny and I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away."...

[ { "content": "Hey Mikey", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "What are you doing?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "To kill Bob??", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob? (starts looking) Bob! Robert! (looks at cabinet under sink) Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh my god, we killed Bob!", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Suzie? (Runs over there to check)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Whazzup??", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Seriously dude, 3 years ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?", "role": "assistant...

[ { "content": "Where you going, Joe?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "For a walk.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Oh. You mind if I join you?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Your thoughts? Plural?", "ro...

[ { "content": "Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?", "role": "user" } ]

[ { "content": "Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you \"momma's boy\", starting right now.", "role": "assistant" } ]

[ { "content": "Hey Rach!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hi!", "role": "assistant" }, { "content": "Ready for your birthday lunch?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and ...