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[
{
"content": "Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You were just being so nice to him!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right there! That was so fake!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Shh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "God, I hope he doesn't show up.... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! (put her glass down)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, sure!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh ... (Starts to sing) Happy birth ... (sees Molly leaving) oh, see you later (runs after Molly)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"... |
[
{
"content": "Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So this is what a stroke feels like.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. Yo... |
[
{
"content": "Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(In a helium voice, holding a balloon) I'm sorry, I got a little occupied.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "We have to stop them before something happens!",
"role": "us... |
[
{
"content": "So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I didn't go to college.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Molly ... people don't study acting ...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanx.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(upset) Will the stable boy never get the princess??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What ma... |
[
{
"content": "Ok (admits)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, come on in. Molly?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! (Chandler looks at him) The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?",
"role": "assistant"
}... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You must think I'm crazy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I just get... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from inside) Again, you're welcome.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, you bought me a present! Why?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). \"From Gavin\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(opens the present, it's a green scarf) Awww, awww, it's beautiful.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You do?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... (he kisses her) and you do that ... (they kiss again)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sings in a helium voice) First I was afraid, I was petrified (very happy)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(walks in) Hey",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(normal voice) Hi",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, I think I've left something here.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who everdid something o... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks Ishould have my eyebrows waxed. Is that weird for a guy?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well it depends.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "On...?",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Chandler Bing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK Thanks.(Joey touches the hot wax). I touched the stuff",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good...",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right let's just do this.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well maybe y... |
[
{
"content": "We still got it!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who is it?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no no no",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So did I",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It's just a cold",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? What's the matter?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, right, yes!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.Gavin come out from behind that curtain!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "OK.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I thought it was Ross.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There isn't. There is totally isn't.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'... |
[
{
"content": "Yes",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So seriously...rodeo clown?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!\" Thank you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I told you I can't.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What have you heard me sing?",
... |
[
{
"content": "\"Delta Dawn\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right, so that's a firm \"no\". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is grea... |
[
{
"content": "Well...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know! (he stands)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi! I'm Monica and I'm g... |
[
{
"content": "\"To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, I need your help.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "\"Take me to the mansion in the sky-y\". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Every little bit of you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I cant believe I did this. I cant believe I'm singing for the people, and the... |
[
{
"content": "Mon', not that you didnt sound good, but...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good? Didnt you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. Thats is the best gift ever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But, whats great is that you dont mind talking about it.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-ah!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pfew). Good choice Ross.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, Ive been looking for you everywhere!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, my mum is not br... |
[
{
"content": "How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, thatsmy roommate, Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi, and I am also Emmas mother.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I told you about my daughter.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And done!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! I didnt feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?",
... |
[
{
"content": "Ok, for my next song I think Ill sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters I am so excited. And make it bouncy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh youll probably take care of that on your hands.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Wow. She does that a lot!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What, what, wait a minute! You havent even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I told you it wasnt long, but there is an amazing connection between us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you kidding?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well see.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ok, Ross, whats going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, thats what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, Michelle, its time to go.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You know, if its meant to be, Ill guess it. Bye, bye.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Score.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ha, oh, of course.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Your eyebrows look weird.",... |
[
{
"content": "Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine. So you just touch yourself for anything?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Morning, roomie!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Fifth day's a charm.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, y... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...",
"role": "assista... |
[
{
"content": "Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, hey, it's been great.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying ... |
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