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[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What you got?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Goodie! Thanks. So, how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know th... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right! Who is he?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "A teacher?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah, she's really into history and foreign movies... And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves puzzles?",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I think we killed it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emma? Emma? Look at me! Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I don't do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll try to stop. Wait, did you say until the sixth?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Today is the sixth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, it's not.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, it's also 2003.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god. Today's the sixth?! I may be done ovulating! I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay."... |
[
{
"content": "Tough crib.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Chandler!",
"... |
[
{
"content": "Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't wanna be drunk when I go home alone.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We're okay. I'm still ovulating.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So, let's do this.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I - I don't think I can.",
"role": "... |
[
{
"content": "Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? What's that like?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, Rach!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, you ar... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "She's asleep. Chandler?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Emma was doing it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She's asleep.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, but we... |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emma? Hey! Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "How are ya? How are ya? Where are your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Just the crab cakes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What's - what's going on?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What? You - you're making money off my misery?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is unbelievable. I - I have never been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I think we may have really done it this time.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Where's Emma?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and pick... |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't touch my coat!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, did you stop by here?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god, then...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? What do you mean, \"there you are\"? Where was she?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, we were playing \"peek-a-boo.\" She just she loves it when I'm dramatic.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Because you two were having sex!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, we weren't!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair. (To Chandler.) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "No, no, no.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, I gotta! Unless...",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Unless what?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Unles... |
[
{
"content": "Well, uh...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really, really not.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what's wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just had a rough night.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Crab cake?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Eww!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, what happened?",
"role": "ass... |
[
{
"content": "Female body inspector? What size is that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It's easy, you just walk ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Mexico!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Can you believe they're still not here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "We've been stood up. (sniffles) And we want our free crab cakes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where's Chandler? I wanna wish him good luck on his first day. (Monica smiles) ... and I smelled bacon. (taking some)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "He just lef... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, he's done some amazing works.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, yeah. Oh, I loved him in those cell phone commercials.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(almost laughing) I know. When the monkey hits him in the face with that giant rubber phone. (They all lau... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Good morning, everybody.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, no, no, I'm an intern, just like you guys except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, well, I'm kinda heading into a new career direction and, you know, you gotta start at the bottom.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right. Look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope (he sits down)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "The comedian? USO?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "It is so amazing to meet you. (They are shaking hands) I'm such a big fan of your work.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Tell me about it! \"Unlimited nights and weekends!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I-I-I wasn't making fun of you, honestly, I-I think you were great in those commercials.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(regaining confidence) Are you kiddin'? When they shoot you out of that cannon",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yah, sure.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Err, \"I think you know\".",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now.\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"I can't. Oh, I want to, long pause, but I can't.\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(understandingly) Oh, oh, I thought that was your character's name, you know, I thought you were like an Indian or something, you know with a (He mimes wearing a feather on his head)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah, y-y-you're sure you don't want me to do it again? I could do it with an accent, you know, Southern (He speaks in what he believes is a Southern accent) \"I could go right now, maaan!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(interrupting their conversation) Ah, hi, ah. Thank you so much for whispering for my benefit, but, ah, look, if you just tell me what I did wrong, I'd just love to work on it and come back and try it again for you. And, and also",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I really doubt that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(suggesting) Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katy, yeah, I know we've been only going out like twice, but I have a really good feeling about her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I hear ... |
[
{
"content": "(taken aback) What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "O-ok. Just relax, Phoene, just stay calm. (He searches his coat and freaks out). Oh my god, I can't find my wallet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(still in a high-pitched voice) What do you mean \"no\"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Lowell, is that you?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(simultaneously) Oh my god!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(excited) I'm sorry, Ross, this is my old friend Lowell from the streets. Lowell, Ross.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, a real pleasure.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, it's been so long, so long. (They hug again) I can't believe you're still doing this!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good for you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ouh (she nods)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(shocked) Oh my god. Phoebe, you used to mug people?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, how did the audition go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, they wanna see me again this afternoon, but, err, well, Lennart Haze did not like me. (He sits down)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What happened?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content":... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, you'll never guess what just happened Phoebe and I got mugged!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You okay?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sitting down) Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(bewildered) How do... |
[
{
"content": "\"Geology rocks!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my god!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know I mugged Ross!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) I know, I'm sorry, but can I just have a quick second to run to the bathroom?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But I'm bursting with u-hu!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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