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[
{
"content": "Actually, I really need",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes ahahaaa (He seems to be in pain)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(walking on the spot) \"I think you know!\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"I am what you made me! You know what?\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"I could go right now.\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(urgent) \"I, oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(disbelieving) I did?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sure, yeah. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go. (He grabs his jacket and limps out of the room)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Putting on the sneakers thought I'd get into a younger mindset, you know, to see if it sparked anything",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "Probably wanna know what I'm doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, that seems about right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee, and apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a call-back, so I'm drin... |
[
{
"content": "(spotting Ross) Hey, you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, how was class?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No one ever asked me that, what's wrong?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing, I r... |
[
{
"content": "Okay (He stands up) You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control, you know maybe he falls maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs, and the line reads",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you, sir or man-who's-two-years-younger-than-me (He sits down again)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(over-enthusiastic) I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The cold weather hurts my hip!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, Ross! (He lowers his newspaper and scowls at her) I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a second?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure, go ahead. Whoops, sorry, sure, go ahead. (He raises his hands as if being mugged)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(hoping frantically on the spot, screaming) \"I need an answer!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"You know!\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"I need an answer now!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(screaming) Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "\"You knew this all along and you never told me? You never told me? I can never forgive you, I can never forgive myself, I have nothing to live for Bang End Scene!\"",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in pain) Oh thanks, thanks! Now, I really have to get",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, that's a big cable bill! Huh, you don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn on a Saturday afternoon?! (shocked) I was in the house!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, uhm, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "Why??",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I want you to stay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why don't you turn them inside ou...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'll miss you.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say \"Hell yeah!\"",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I've always wanted to live with a guy. \"Pick up your socks!\" \"Put down the toilet seat!\" \"No! We're not having sex anymore!\" It's gonna be fun!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about.... |
[
{
"content": "Oo...what's in the bag?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O... |
[
{
"content": "Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing \"This is what my sister would look like\" (Looks at Chandler)",
... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, well you put down the toilet seat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that a bit you guys do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh huh...we're playing you two.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes dear.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! You bet roomy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Don't you mean..groomy?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "China patterns!!!!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Joe!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Err... Kind of.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her.",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Boob job.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you mean?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Wow.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Was it really that bad?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But it's just...",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah I get that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So you gave in and decided to call someone?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Don't look at me I never get his jokes.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thank you?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know ther... |
[
{
"content": "Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hi",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out... |
[
{
"content": "Rach?! (He walks over to the fridge to put it in, but it cannot be opened either) Rachel!!!!? (He walks to the bathroom and tries to lift the toilet seat cover. It won't come up.) So I can't do anything I like????",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection. (kisses monica) Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Honey?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About that? Erm...I'm going to change.",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Because she is!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!... |
[
{
"content": "OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! What do you guys think about this. \"Ross",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Better.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Good, good. Yeah coz the more I though... |
[
{
"content": "Hey hey, can I help?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know somet... |
[
{
"content": "Right. Except that I do want to get married.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(voice strained) Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck huh?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Someday.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Aaaaand....... hernia.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.",
"r... |
[
{
"content": "Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Are you gonna change yours?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I don't want it to end either.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I'm so sorry Pheebs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again... |
[
{
"content": "AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright... (He takes a box out, about to close fridge, then thinks.) Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Ready to go?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yeah, let me just finish this.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! How was basketball?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, no! Who did that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Chandler... hey... (he goes to... |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, I'm so sorry!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "(yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I believe I read that somewhere!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... ... |
[
{
"content": "Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(threatening Joey with a scrunchy)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) \"gay as the day is long\"?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "But that's cl... |
[
{
"content": "(visibly upset) I'm dead?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(faking sympathy) And so young.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, how you died was funny.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "God, I wish Mike were here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the i... |
[
{
"content": "No, no! Give it to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You can't have it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Give it to me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No (tucks it in her pants)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'll go in there.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Haha!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But he's the same.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, I think she wants the old one back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But he's the same.",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "(to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Haha!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Those are ... |
[
{
"content": "Who's that? (goes to open door)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I ordered Chinese food.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Mike) What are you doing here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "There is a speakerphone on the base unit...",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "(to Mike) This doesn't concern you!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Sure! If you're just gonna ... |
[
{
"content": "Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! (sits herself down between them)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
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