conversations listlengths 1 62 |
|---|
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank God!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow I would its just painful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So shes really not dead.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh well umm, I make it myself! Its two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient isyknow what? We just met.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Chandler) I love her.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "See? I told you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "She stole my jeans!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I h... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. (Covers her face with her hand.) Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe this is too weird.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No dont tear out your eyes!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yeah try that. (He finishes and looks at her.) So, is that better?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and(He kisses her)second... |
[
{
"content": "Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. (He translates that phrase into Dutch.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, were done.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? (Looks it up in his book.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Really?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) No. Bu... |
[
{
"content": "Damnit!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice jeans!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) Youre not gettin it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I fell asleep.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "How was the game?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay. II ate way too much.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, I got in trouble for that before. Ill see you later.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How come?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Because I put my head between her legs.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Hi. How is she?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(happily) Oh. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. Well I uh, I brought her some bloemen. (Flowers in Dutch.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh I dont know that it would.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "All right then. (Follows her in and checks the place out.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (Jumps on the bed with him.) Can we pick up where we left off?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What sex?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "We didnt have sex.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You-youyou had sex with Ursula?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Yknow what? This is too weird.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So I guess this is it.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, so do you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im leaning. This is where I lean.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Brenda a bee!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Its flown into your blouse and youd better undo your buttons lest it sting you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You do?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(looking at Rachels jeans) Where did you get those jeans?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You gave them to me!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No I didnt!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All righ... |
[
{
"content": "Sounds about right.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What is this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until ... |
[
{
"content": "Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Isnt that... |
[
{
"content": "(coming from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Huh?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sure. Yeah, hes kinda sexy.",
"role": "assi... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I-I dont eat meat.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, I dont eat that either.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well actually umm",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hes right though, the 74 is absolute piss.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This was such a huge mistake. I cant tell him Phoebe. I cant, I cant, I cant, I cant",
"role": ... |
[
{
"content": "Well Umm, I got TiVo.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its slang for pregnant.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, its Ross. Its Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) Oh daddy, I hope youre okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. Youre gonnaThis is your first grandchild! Youre gonna be a poppy!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "February 2nd!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, a lot of my students do that.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, bye.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My God! You must be good in bed!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, its good. Its going good. I mean, we get along great. Shes, shes so",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry I wont be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but Im really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I ... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry daddy.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes, he says Im damaged goods.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So you uh, nervous about getting married?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What are you doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, look lets pretend its a real bachelor party. Okay? Yknow? Before your wedding. Come on, itll be fun.",
"role": "assistant"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "Thats her! Okay, come on! (They go over and open the door.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. (Joey blows on a noisemaker.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, that-thats-thats me!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats me.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joey Tribbiani, a big fan.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, yeah right over there.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "That was weird.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Why-why would she go in the bedroom?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So shes a",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, thats one naked hooker!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh thats an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So much more.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow this is actually not a great time for me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Who did?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Mona) Oh but not that way. I meanI mean Im not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Dr. Green) Hey! I offered to marry her!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Mona) But I didnt want to.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait! Wait! Maybe shes a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what shes supposed to do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just... |
[
{
"content": "Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was co... |
[
{
"content": "Oh actually, Id rather youYeah, go ahead. Were gonna have to burn that room down anyway.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.