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[
{
"content": "I was going to tell you, but",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only hes trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why dont we just let the machine get that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "My husband.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Shes a stripper.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why would she do that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything youre really bad at yknow, sexually?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"co... |
[
{
"content": "In a minute!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why me?!",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "(entering quickly) Shes a hooker! Shes a hooker! Shes a (Stops as she sees her.) Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hookers hand.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So your dad dropped by. Hes a pleasant man!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) Oh no",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Id better go. (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look... |
[
{
"content": "Thank you so much for coming back over.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Focus.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. UmButOkay, yes... |
[
{
"content": "Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Trying to date this woma... |
[
{
"content": "I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Should... |
[
{
"content": "Because whats going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachels father. Look II made a mistake, but its only because I really, really like you. Really!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Her ass print is still on your grandmothers quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Im gonna make thi... |
[
{
"content": "Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Could you not narrate?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Gotcha sailor. (Kicks one of her shoes off and it lands in the kitchen knocking something down, ... |
[
{
"content": "(entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "About an hour ago.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wanna go see a movie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without ... |
[
{
"content": "(on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(looking at her fingers) Oh myGod! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(laughing... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Is your team winning hon?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! Anderson just scored again! (To Phoebe) Theres no Anderson.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A pie! (Will brought a pie.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "This is Phoebe.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(nonchalantly glancing) Hey. (Turns back a... |
[
{
"content": "Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Is there a problem?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Phoebe) Yknow, its been a while since weve screamed something. Maybe we should.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin chips is like stretching.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Will! From high school.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Will) Joey.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(entering) Will!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey-hey you came! Man you look incredible! Hot stuff! (They hug and Ross realizes what he said.) Hot stuff?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Man I dont think Ive seen you since uh, Lance Davis graduation party.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. It wouldve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(laughs) Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So how long are you in town?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering, carrying a baking dish) Hi!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Awoh, thats right. Are-are you gonna be okay?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Will, high school was-was a long time ago.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats Will from high school!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Will, right?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Im Rachel Green.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(laughs) This is Chandlers chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(quietly) Oh. How-how big ... |
[
{
"content": "What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh yknow what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. What?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Umm, Im sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I think you do.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You had a club?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No need to point, she knows who Ross is.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. No.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So who else was in this club?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I dont think he-he knew what it was.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "That was in high school! Its not like it was binding forever.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Monica, did you know about this?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? II was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No-no! No-no. No-no.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! What else did you do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What rumor?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ross!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was no big deal. We-wesaid that the rumor wasthat ummyou had bothmale and fema... |
[
{
"content": "(shocked) Oh my God!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You started that?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Everyone at our school heard it!",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im afraid Im gonna need proof.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh! (Hits him and storms out.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You are my Everest.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey, you dont have to finish that.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the r... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Me too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out... |
[
{
"content": "Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey! She didnt look 50!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Did she look 16?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ohh, theres a picture of her in the ... |
[
{
"content": "I wanna join!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "WhPhoebe!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.",
"role": "assistant"
... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nope.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) Its exactly how Id imagined it would be.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering, wearing the maternity pants from earlier) All right wheres that turkey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Joey! Those are my maternity pants!",
"ro... |
[
{
"content": "Well thats it. Im done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well Joey, were allwere all very proud of you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes, I believe we can ... |
[
{
"content": "Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, you want some?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger ... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! So what do you think?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on bootsor rent (Shows him the... |
[
{
"content": "Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pause) Hes talking to the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "O... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. Why?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sting has a son that goes there too!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah I know; hes in Bens class.",
"role": "u... |
[
{
"content": "Hey guys!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey-hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi Monica!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi boots.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "(entering, with Dina) Here she is! Future fashion superstar!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey, Im hardly a",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My little sister Dina!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right! Hi Dina!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Nice to meet you. (They shake hands.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fashists get down to business. (Exits.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole ... |
[
{
"content": "(stunned) And theres marketing",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(standing up) Ahhhhhhhh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(opening the door) Whats wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh dont forget, ... |
[
{
"content": "Honey, its going to be okay. Hes been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; thats what the meatball sub is for. (She gives Dina a sandwich wrapped in aluminum foil.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is... |
[
{
"content": "Is that a sandwich?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Joeytheres something that youshould know. Dina?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(angrily) What?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Dina) Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich! (She quickly sets the sandwich in front of him.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have t... |
[
{
"content": "What?! Dina",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(to Rachel) Bub!!! (Points at her and quiets Rachel.) (To Dina) I cant believe this! Youre the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You got pregnant for funny?! Dinaif hes funnylaugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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