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[
{
"content": "I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I know.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, there you are Ben!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside, but they have famous fathers.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Him youre friends with. (Starts looking at the children trying to find Jack and a teacher notices her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh, Im with Ben.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am one of Bens mothers. Im a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! Lets do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. Shes such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow, that party wasnt bad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah! I didnt know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I dont see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "O... |
[
{
"content": "What college was that Dina?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Joey, what are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey this is crazy!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont... |
[
{
"content": "Oh youll take em!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey! You dont get a say in this!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Ahhh! I heard \"I do\", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a ma... |
[
{
"content": "Well what am I supposed to do?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No they cant! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!",
"role": "assist... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, come on kids! A little help here!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! This place is incredible! (Gasps) Stings penthat he gave to Phoebe. (Puts the pen in her purse and goes over to a floor-to-ceiling bookcase) Come on! Secret passageway! (Starts pulling books at random as Trudie enters.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Why else would I be here?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-huh. (They go and sit down.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Umm, Im sorry. Wont-wont Jacks father be joining us?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh-hmm. Okay. Well then, could we reschedule? For say, Friday night perhaps at 8 oclock?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Concert. Yeah. That does put us inquite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Unless! Unless umm, okay I-I would be willing to go to the concert, umm, all the while thinking about the children of course.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, thank you. Four would be great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The Police? Here? A reunion?! (She gets out her camera.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh Im sorry! Do you need a break?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "My boots in tan! Hey... |
[
{
"content": "Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to Dina) You were right. He is funny.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Dina) Really? (Nods her head at Bobby.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourselfwithout a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?",
"role": "user"
},
... |
[
{
"content": "One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Maybe! (To Bobby) Well! Wellso-so uh, what kind of music does Numb NutsOh forg... |
[
{
"content": "Because! Cause Cause youre my baby sister!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well Id be scared of them, but all right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Of course hes gonna have his Uncle Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thats right! By his uncle too!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No! Seriously! Whats wrong wi... |
[
{
"content": "Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Welllets just say (singing) Rosss caaaaan!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Look at that guy by the window, wow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hes awfully short and I think hes talking to himself. And to be completely honest, hes not that good in... |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)",
... |
[
{
"content": "Im missin picture time?! (Jumps over to look, Ross glares at him and he retreats.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(sitting down next to Ross) Yknow she has a face Ross!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card yknow, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(pause) Together? Like-like to people?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay. (Not happy about it.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh sure, sure.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Bye.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know. Can you believe that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Married co... |
[
{
"content": "Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes, hi.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I didnt know you and Carol were getting divorced, Im sorry.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No leg-chewing for us sir.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh. Wow, this is great.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uhI-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Huh.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Lets do the card!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "The card! I think were there!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really?! I mean, even with the card?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yes, you are.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. Im very comfortable.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well would you like me to lie down on the table?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Do you feel it too?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh well tomorrows no good for her either.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its the semi-finalsof herbotchy ball tournament.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Well now-now youre just talking crazy.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Because uhwe-wewe split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. (Doug looks at him.) But to hell with that bitch.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Aw, we-we are so(Motions that theyre connected.) So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, yknow hanging out with you. And I mean-Im having a lot of fun. (He pauses and thinks there might be more, but decides there isnt.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer isis its going somewherefun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for ... |
[
{
"content": "Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "But thats not enough. So Soheres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Really.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "You gave her a key to your apartment?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation... |
[
{
"content": "Hi Roger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "So umm, Im gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help me out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (They go into the kitchen.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, hes here to have sex with you.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh thats all right sir, and thats just one girl.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Its a hand. Its a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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