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[
{
"content": "Oh no-no-no!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Okay, and oh Im gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No. That guy is.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Im trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I love you!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi honey Im home.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "From the tequila factory?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and t... |
[
{
"content": "Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who was that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its just the... |
[
{
"content": "(entering) I cant do it!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) I didnt ask you to do it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre Rachel!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Youre Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre my friend!... |
[
{
"content": "Do you wanna do it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "All right, me neither! I was just testing you!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats the end of this conversation!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im g... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! I got you a present!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Pheebs yo... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Professor Neuman... |
[
{
"content": "No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)",
"role": "use... |
[
{
"content": "which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What?! That-thats all the way cross town, Im supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! Im the teacher!!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yknow what? Bring her both, and Ill have the same. (The waitress leaves.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wow! This is shaping up to be... |
[
{
"content": "And now youre watching me walk away.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes I am! Again so simple!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You are not going to believe what I did today!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it... |
[
{
"content": "I am not gonna answer that!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of... |
[
{
"content": "you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, \"Get the hell out of my way!\"",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Well, why didnt you j... |
[
{
"content": "Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Its gotRight(She dies.) Well, youre just a little bitch, arent you?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(... |
[
{
"content": "Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will seea uha bunch of uhred spots. Oka... |
[
{
"content": "No-no! Im fine. Its just Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that youve known for a while and then suddenlysuddenly see them a different way?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah. Yeah, thatthats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Ehhh.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Dont touch me!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "Phoebe!!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh hi BenNo!! Dont look at the machine! (Covers the screen.)",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(incredulous) Alone?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, did you get to the part where theyre trap... |
[
{
"content": "So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in th... |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.",
"role":... |
[
{
"content": "(airily) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Are you, are you high?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I just had the most amazing bath.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Really? I dont like baths.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Wait, y... |
[
{
"content": "Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Right.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, we talked about it... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Boy, do I have a surprise for you!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Sex on the balcony?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "Bet I know how that discussions going to go.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) All right, this isnt so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because Ive got my boat.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) So?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my God.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I told you you were a b... |
[
{
"content": "I dont think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Uh, no. No, were not.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "No, no, we want to wait, right?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Right. Right.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the bulletin board with baby pictures) So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Rach! Come on, thats terrible! Theyreuhtheyre babies. Theyre-theyre all beautiful.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thir... |
[
{
"content": "Hello?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im in the bathtub.",
"rol... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you had that?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Uh-huh.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.",
"role": "user"
}... |
[
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nothing.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Fine.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You know what? Ive been thinking about it. Im really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey. Well, whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Umm, Joey, I know.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I knooow.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"con... |
[
{
"content": "So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Thats right. The student has become the master.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Ross, I swear, I dont know.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Do I smell essential oils?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "What do you think youre doing?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "L-leaving my troubles behind?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I know that youre new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, its so h... |
[
{
"content": "(upset) Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(To Monica) You told her?!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "She pulled i... |
[
{
"content": "IllIll get you later!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, \"it was cuckoo!\" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content"... |
[
{
"content": "It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. And what youre doing feels so good.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Im not touching you.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Youre not?",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
[
{
"content": "(opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well, I left my guitar here again.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay. No problem.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Okay. (Monica closes the d... |
[
{
"content": "Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Phoebe, I can explain!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "You told me you hate massages!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Buy stamps, pick up dry clean... |
[
{
"content": "Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, were almost there! Were almost there!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
[
{
"content": "(crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(bursts into the room) Joey! Joey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "What? Whats going on?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
[
{
"content": "Oh, yknow what? Maybe uh, youyou should come to me. Im a not, Im not wearing any bottoms.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Oh, okay! (She goes over to him and he feels her belly.)",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh my, oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"c... |
[
{
"content": "Hey babe.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Who says you cant get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks... |
[
{
"content": "Hey!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey Ross! The babys kicking!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What?! It is?! (He tries to quickly remove his gloves, but runs into trouble and finally throws them off of his hands like a hockey player in a fight and grabs Rachels... |
[
{
"content": "(calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yes.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.) Hows the pressure?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Stating the obvious, but thank you. And its not weird is it.",
"role": "user"
... |
[
{
"content": "I wasnt trying to open your closet! I wasnt trying to open your closet! I swear! (Running into the kitchen and sees its Joey.)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Monic... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! So?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So but everything is normal.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.",
... |
[
{
"content": "Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He brought Twizlers!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "There has got to be a way!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Yeah. (Checks his hair.) Oh no wait, Im not an nine-year-old girl.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Th... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "No-no, I got that.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So umm,... |
[
{
"content": "Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey uh, I brought you some lunch.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh! Thats so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on th... |
[
{
"content": "Not to shabby, I got this all off myselfusing my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt sta... |
[
{
"content": "Ohhh.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thats it. Just relax.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Ohh. Oh! Ohh!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Come on more!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh God!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
[
{
"content": "Oh! Hey, Rach!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi! Hey, Happy Valentines Day!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, you, too.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content... |
[
{
"content": "Theres one lucky to-go cup of coffee.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(sighs) Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Thanks. But maybe l... |
[
{
"content": "You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentines Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that thats never going to happen!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, okay.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Oh, Im actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, shes been away all week visiting her parents, but shell be cool. I mean, shes been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny ... |
[
{
"content": "(knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.",
"role": "user"... |
[
{
"content": "He-hee!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And ... |
[
{
"content": "Happy Valentines!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(from her bedroom) Okay! Ill be right out. Im slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "(picking up a video from the table) Candy and Cookie. Candy ... |
[
{
"content": "I love you, St. Valentine.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Woah, woah, thats not pretty!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! (Chandler starts to press buttons on the remote control, frantically.)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I am trying!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball! (Joey pretends to throw it, but really doesnt, and the dog goes running off.) Well, youre cute, but youre not too smart!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(entering) Hi.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Hi.",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "I accidentally packed these with my stuff. (looks at the dog and ... |
[
{
"content": "(entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "(to herself) Ive still got it!",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "(pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "What is it?",
"role": "assistant"
},
{
"content": "Its yellingbleedingdilating. Oh, the dilating",
"role"... |
[
{
"content": "Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah?",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "I do too! I missed you!",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Oh, it was good! It was good. Actually, the baby started kicking!",
"role": "user"
}
] |
[
{
"content": "Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.",
"role": "assistant"
}
] |
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